Once Upon a Time in a Metalhead Family
True Family Values. 🤘 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…
Month: June 2026
OMG You Guys BREAKING BENJAMIN Finally Finished Their Album After Only A Million Years Of Waiting
The wait is almost over, folks! 🎉🔥 BREAKING BENJAMIN guitarist Jasen Rauch and Keith Wallen sat down with Moshpit Passion…
XBOX Games Showcase 2026: Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough of Senua’s Angst, Hellblade 2’s Sequel Now Ruins Your 2027 Too
The wait is over, folks! 🎉 Ninja Theory has finally announced the third installment of the Hellblade series, and it’s…
Trump heroically admits ignorance of fake news Black unemployment statistic
Oh boy, are the fake news media and the liberal snowflakes going to have a field day with this one!…
Fake news CNN hyping Pope’s Madrid crowd size obviously
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest…
Liberal Hollywood elites gush over sainted JFK Jr on fake news CNN
It’s utterly absurd to think that anyone could possibly criticize our great nation, led by the incomparable President Donald Trump,…
St. Butt: The Worst Thing Ever Found in Stan’s Ass
The object was identified! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…
Exodus Tries Really Hard to Not Get Sued by Bioware for Being a Mass Effect Clone in 20-Minute Gameplay Demo That Weve All Seen Before
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious gamer drama? 🎮👀 Because Archetype Entertainment just dropped a 20-minute gameplay…
Missing congressman still better than any Dem representing me
Oh, great, just what we need, another bunch of fake news outlets spewing their liberal nonsense about our great President…
Parents Choose Abortion After Devastating News That Their Baby Would Be Among Happiest Demographic On Earth
SALEM, OR – Local parents Terry and Jessica Pritchard decided to abort their baby after receiving the devastating news…