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Month: July 2026

Last Minute 2026 FIFA World Cup Final Tickets Available Now
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Last Minute 2026 FIFA World Cup Final Tickets Available Now

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 16, 2026

The 2026 FIFA World Cup Final is set, and we finally know the matchup: defending champions Argentina will lean on…

System of a Down Blames Oasis for England World Cup Loss
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System of a Down Blames Oasis for England World Cup Loss

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 16, 2026

System of a Down’s Daron Malakian was serving up more Oasis disses at the second of two concerts at London’s…

Echo and the Bunnymen Drop New Album and Single
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Echo and the Bunnymen Drop New Album and Single

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 16, 2026

Echo & the Bunnymen have announced they are releasing a new album, Apples for Isaac, out September 18th. As a…

Emberville boasts all star voice cast to distract from lackluster gameplay
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Emberville boasts all star voice cast to distract from lackluster gameplay

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 16, 2026July 16, 2026

Get ready to roll your eyes in awe at the star-studded cast of Emberville, the upcoming Action RPG from Cygnus…

Sony Gifts Subscribers Yet Another Bloated PS Plus Lineup Surprise
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Sony Gifts Subscribers Yet Another Bloated PS Plus Lineup Surprise

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 16, 2026July 16, 2026

It’s that time of the month again, folks, when PlayStation Plus decides to bless us with a new batch of…

GHOST makes movie about themselves because humility is overrated
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GHOST makes movie about themselves because humility is overrated

Chord F. DiscordJuly 16, 2026July 16, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some more GHOST?! 🤯 Because, apparently, millions of you demanded it… again. The…

Kim Thayil bravely finishes Soundgarden album without actually having Chris Cornell
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Kim Thayil bravely finishes Soundgarden album without actually having Chris Cornell

Chord F. DiscordJuly 16, 2026July 16, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some drama? 😱 Because I’ve got a whole lot of it to dish…

Maine Democrats Get Another Chance to Argue Over Nothing
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Maine Democrats Get Another Chance to Argue Over Nothing

Big ElephantJuly 16, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Maine Democrats’ scramble to find a new nominee for the US…

Riot Police Excitedly Crouch Behind Armored Vehicle Like Group Of 3-Year-Olds About To Perform Ballet
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Riot Police Excitedly Crouch Behind Armored Vehicle Like Group Of 3-Year-Olds About To Perform Ballet

FinnJuly 16, 2026

       LOS ANGELES—Bunching together with nervous energy and dolled up in matching gear, a group of riot police crouched excitedly…

Lupe Fiasco And Gym Class Heroes Unite For 2026 US Tour
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Lupe Fiasco And Gym Class Heroes Unite For 2026 US Tour

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 16, 2026

In a bill clearly made for this very writer circa 2009, Lupe Fiasco and gymclassheroes have teamed up for forthcoming…

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