Musk Throws Cash At Texas Senate Race Because Why Not
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Texas Republicans have been waiting for what feels like an eternity…
Month: September 2026
Trump’s Ex-Enforcer Thinks Admin Isn’t Mean Enough Apparently
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Greg Bovino, the former Border Patrol commander who’s been making waves with his…
Another Brilliant Movie Tie-In To Separate You From Your Money
Because What the World Really Needed Was a Ghost Face Soda Do you like scary movies? Do you like novel…
Kelly Clarkson Was Absolutely Thrilled to Be Forced Into a Life of Fame and Fortune Against Her Will on American Idol
Kelly Clarkson, the OG American Idol winner, is still out here living her best life, and we’re all just over…
Evanescence Makes Another Music Video Because You Clearly Needed More Amy Lee In Your Life
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🤩 I mean, I’m not, but I’ll pretend to be.…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on September 5 2026
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the Florida Messiah.…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald posts on Truth Social on September 5 2026
The Orange Oracle has spoken once again, and the world is left to decipher the latest transmission from the Mar-a-Lago…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald posts on Truth Social on September 5 2026
We interrupt your regular programming to bring you another TRANSMISSION from THE ORANGE ORACLE, also known as Donald Trump, who…
TRUTH SOCIAL DISPATCH Donald Trump posts on September 5 2026
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with excitement. In a recent transmission on Truth…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald posts on Truth Social on September 5 2026
The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the nation is on high alert. In a recent transmission on Truth Social, THE…