ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald Trump hits balls with Bryson DeChambeau
The latest transmission from THE ORANGE ORACLE has left the nation bewildered, as Donald Trump, also known as THE MAR-A-LAGO…
Day: September 20, 2026
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: DJT claims Biden era gas prices surpass his own presidency
We interrupt your regular programming to bring you another TRANSMISSION from THE ORANGE ORACLE, Donald Trump, who has taken to…
RIP Chad Gilbert because you clearly didnt have enough time to perfect your pop punk riffs
Oh no, the pop-punk world is mourning the loss of a legend 🤯! Chad Gilbert, the guitarist of New Found…
Lavina in Belgrade, Serbia (09/19/2026)
Alternative Rock/Metal from Serbia Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…
Spin of the Day: John Green’s new book aims to appeal to adult readers after his success with teens. — 85% Journalism Not Found
John Green, known for his young adult novels like "The Fault in Our Stars," is releasing his first book in…
Remembering Chad Gilbert from New Found Glory
Chad Gilbert, founding guitarist of the pop-punk band New Found Glory, has died at age 45 after a years-long battle…
Hangover in Minsk in Kraków, Poland (09/19/2026)
Depressive/Post-Black Metal from Warsaw Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…
ICE Gets Involved, Because That Always Ends Well
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a shooting in Austin, Texas, where a federal Immigration and Customs Enforcement agent…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald posts on Truth Social September 20 2026
The latest TRANSMISSION from THE ORANGE ORACLE has left the nation reeling, as Donald Trump took to Truth Social to…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social September 20 2026
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET.…