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Day: September 21, 2026

Justice System Declares Business as Usual in Nolan Wells Case
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Justice System Declares Business as Usual in Nolan Wells Case

Big ElephantSeptember 21, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news on Nolan Wells, the 18-year-old who tragically died after…

CNN and friends demand White House access back
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

CNN and friends demand White House access back

Big ElephantSeptember 21, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump has banned three news outlets – CNN, MS…

Stallone Turns Down Trump’s Hollywood Ambassador Role
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Stallone Turns Down Trump’s Hollywood Ambassador Role

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 21, 2026

Sylvester Stallone has revealed that he never wanted to be one of Donald Trump’s “special ambassadors” to Hollywood and rejected…

Northeast Airports Back Online After Brief Incompetence Induced Chaos
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Northeast Airports Back Online After Brief Incompetence Induced Chaos

Big ElephantSeptember 21, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the travel nightmare that unfolded at five major Northeast airports on Monday.…

Spin of the Day: A crossword puzzle featuring clues related to wordplay. — 86% Journalism Not Found
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Spin of the Day: A crossword puzzle featuring clues related to wordplay. — 86% Journalism Not Found

FinnSeptember 21, 2026

Slate has released a crossword puzzle for September 21, 2026, inviting readers to engage in wordplay and sharpen their puzzle-solving…

Missouri Gets Congressional Map It Definitely Didn’t Want Anyway
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Missouri Gets Congressional Map It Definitely Didn’t Want Anyway

Big ElephantSeptember 21, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A federal appeals court just ruled that Missouri has to use…

Vinyl Counterfeiter Gets Slapped With Sentence In UK Scandal Case
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Vinyl Counterfeiter Gets Slapped With Sentence In UK Scandal Case

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 21, 2026

The man who ran the largest vinyl counterfeiting operation in UK history has been sentenced to more than three years…

Bipartisan Bliss: Democrat Endorses Republican Because Politics Is Wild Now
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Bipartisan Bliss: Democrat Endorses Republican Because Politics Is Wild Now

Big ElephantSeptember 21, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the Democratic party, and I have to say,…

Dolly Parton’s Nephew Ousted as Head of Security
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Dolly Parton’s Nephew Ousted as Head of Security

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 21, 2026

Dolly Parton’s nephew, Bryan Seaver, is no longer head of security at her properties after serving in the role for…

Paramount Gets Free Pass From State Attorneys General Because Reasons
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Paramount Gets Free Pass From State Attorneys General Because Reasons

Big ElephantSeptember 21, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – the state attorneys general suing to block Paramount’s acquisition of…

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