OutKast Sues Ovrkast Over Name Similarity
OutKast have sued Oakland rapper and producer Ovrkast, claiming his alias is an intentional knockoff meant to trick people into…
Day: September 22, 2026
ICE Detains US Citizen Because Who Needs Papers Anyway
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents mistakenly targeted a US citizen in…
Dolly Parton Seeks Restraining Order Against Fired Nephew
The estate of Dolly Parton has sued her former head of security, Bryan Seaver, and asked a court to keep…
FBI Hacked: Because Cybersecurity is Optional Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest cyber breach, and I’ve got to say, it’s a doozy.…
Trump’s Team Somehow Manages 1100 Trades Without Losing Everything
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump’s money managers made a whopping 1,152 trades on…
Spin of the Day: A person struggles to support their boyfriend’s sexual issues while feeling unsatisfied. — 87% Journalism Not Found
A person expresses their struggle with their new boyfriend's sexual "deficiency," feeling deprived in the relationship. They seek to be…
University of Mississippi Becomes Unexpected Summer Vacation Destination
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from the University of Mississippi, where two students tragically…
CHVRCHES Drops New Rock Infused Track Roses Now
CHVRCHES have kicked off a new era with “Roses,” their first new song in three years. “Roses” finds the trio…
Melania Disagrees With Husband For Once
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump has implemented a ban on CNN, MS NOW,…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Agent claims ignorance on Congress phone data in Jack Smith case
The latest TRANSMISSION from THE ORANGE ORACLE has left the nation reeling, as an agent in the Jack Smith case…