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Month: September 2026

Jelly Roll Dropped from Mar-a-Lago Police Charity Event
Live, Music News

Jelly Roll Dropped from Mar-a-Lago Police Charity Event

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 6, 2026

Jelly Roll has been disinvited from performing at the Big Blue Bash, an annual event at Mar-a-Lago benefiting the Federal…

Melvins in Asheville, NC (09/05/2026)
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Melvins in Asheville, NC (09/05/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 5, 2026

Alternative metal from Montesano, Washington Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of…

Bad Bunny Scores Big With Seven Emmy Wins
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Bad Bunny Scores Big With Seven Emmy Wins

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 5, 2026

Bad Bunny has won his first-ever Emmy Award. On Saturday, the Television Academy kicked off the 78th Emmys by honoring…

Kylesa in Asheville, NC (09/05/2026)
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Kylesa in Asheville, NC (09/05/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 5, 2026

Sludge metal from Savannah, Georgia Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of…

The NY Archive’s Gianna Corvino Is Bringing the Runway to Your Closet Instantly This NYFW Because Who Needs Human Interaction or a Social Life Anyway
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The NY Archive’s Gianna Corvino Is Bringing the Runway to Your Closet Instantly This NYFW Because Who Needs Human Interaction or a Social Life Anyway

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 5, 2026September 7, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic fashion event of the year? πŸŽ‰πŸ‘— I mean, who needs…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Spain loses grip on border completely still somehow standing
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ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Spain loses grip on border completely still somehow standing

Milton TruthwellSeptember 5, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the world is once again left to ponder the profound wisdom of COMMANDER OF…

Trump’s PAC throws $10 million at Ken Paxton’s woes
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Trump’s PAC throws $10 million at Ken Paxton’s woes

Big ElephantSeptember 5, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump’s super PAC, MAGA Inc., is finally spending some…

Wolcen 2 sparks mild interest amidst live service fatigue
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Wolcen 2 sparks mild interest amidst live service fatigue

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 5, 2026September 6, 2026

The Wolcen 2 conundrum: can lightning strike twice, or will it just get stuck in development hell like its predecessor?…

Cronos: Lazarus revives New Dawn with even more aggressive monetization tactics
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Cronos: Lazarus revives New Dawn with even more aggressive monetization tactics

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 5, 2026September 6, 2026

It’s time to head back into the desolate world of Cronos, and I couldn’t be more excited to see how…

Nevada Voter Data Subpoenaed Because Transparency Matters Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Nevada Voter Data Subpoenaed Because Transparency Matters Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 5, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Justice Department has issued several subpoenas to Nevada’s secretary of…

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