Because What The World Really Needed Was More Plastic Junk
Because what the world really needed was a mashup of a sponge who lives in a pineapple under the sea…
Month: September 2026
Amazon Gets Sued For Being Too Good At Taking Money
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Amazon’s latest run-in with the Federal Trade Commission, and folks, it’s a doozy.…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Supreme Court greenlights Donald J Trump’s Ballroom Military Complex
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET. In a…
ORACLE ALERT: Donald J Trump meets Jon Voight to save Hollywood with tax incentives
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the fate of Hollywood hangs in the balance. In a recent Truth Social post,…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: President DJT praises great Senator and skilled golfer
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken again, and this time, the prophecy is all about greatness. In a recent Truth Social…
Trump Gets Green Light For Fancy Dance Floor At Public Expense
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Supreme Court just gave President Trump the green light to…
Zakk Wylde — 13-Minute «War Pigs» Chaos! (In the Crowd + Behind the Head Solo) 🎸🔥
Pure madness at the Zakk Sabbath show in Asheville! Zakk Wylde turned the iconic «War Pigs» into a 13-minute symphony…