Taxpayers Fund Trump’s Ads To Tune Of $2.5 Million Somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that millions of taxpayer dollars have already been spent…
Day: September 29, 2026
TSA Agents Forced To Stand And Smize For Passenger Safety
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Transportation Security Administration (TSA) has decided that airport security employees…
Trump Decides Fate Of Humanity With AI Decision Probably
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is at it again, holding court on…
NYC Forced to Nix Tax on Rich People’s Vacation Houses
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from New York City, where a judge just ruled against…
Spin of the Day: A new White House rule could limit federal funds for voter registration efforts. — 11% Mostly Reality
A new rule proposed by the Office of Management and Budget could prevent the use of federal grant money for…
Chuck Billy Still Somehow Relevant After 4 Decades of Screaming
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some mind-blowing news? 🤯 I just found out that Testament’s Chuck Billy has…
Ancient Pipe Destroys Business Because Infrastructure Maintenance Is Optional
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a gas explosion in Kansas that’s just mind-boggling. Apparently, a joint welded…
Trump’s AI Debunks His Own False Claims Because Someone Had To
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump launched a new chatbot on Tuesday, and it’s…
Kristi Noem Files For Divorce, Expected To Get Half Of Husband’s Bras
CASTLEWOOD, SD — Former DHS Secretary Kristi Noem filed for divorce this week, with legal experts expecting her to…
Blizzard Rehashes World of Warcraft Yet Again
It’s time to return to Azeroth, again, because why not? World of Warcraft: Forever is the latest attempt by Blizzard…