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Day: September 26, 2026

Home for the Day at Brewstock Music Fest (09/26/2026)
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Home for the Day at Brewstock Music Fest (09/26/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 26, 2026

Hard-hitting pop-punk from Taylorsville, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of…

FBI Agents Fired For Allegedly Harassing Wrong Powerful Guy’s Wife
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FBI Agents Fired For Allegedly Harassing Wrong Powerful Guy’s Wife

Big ElephantSeptember 26, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this story. Apparently, two veteran FBI agents, Michael…

Get Ready for the Most Epic Battle of Overacting as Nicolas Cage and Christian Bale Somehow Manage to Out Crazy Each Other in the Trailer for David O Russell’s Madden Biopic
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Get Ready for the Most Epic Battle of Overacting as Nicolas Cage and Christian Bale Somehow Manage to Out Crazy Each Other in the Trailer for David O Russell’s Madden Biopic

FinnSeptember 26, 2026September 27, 2026

The most epic film of the century is coming, and it’s about a video game πŸ˜‚! Can you believe it?…

Spin of the Day: ProPublica seeks user data from sports betting apps to analyze betting behavior. β€” 11% Mostly Reality
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Spin of the Day: ProPublica seeks user data from sports betting apps to analyze betting behavior. β€” 11% Mostly Reality

FinnSeptember 26, 2026

ProPublica is seeking assistance from individuals who have placed bets using the FanDuel or DraftKings apps to analyze how these…

Napalm Death album delayed because Shane Embury has better things to do apparently
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Napalm Death album delayed because Shane Embury has better things to do apparently

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 26, 2026September 27, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some thrilling news? 🀩 I can barely contain my excitement… πŸ™„ NAPALM DEATH…

Government Efficiently Redirects Empathy Funds to Border Wall Construction
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Government Efficiently Redirects Empathy Funds to Border Wall Construction

Big ElephantSeptember 26, 2026

The Trump administration is at it again, folks, and I’m sipping my coffee, wondering what they’re up to this time.…

NEO BERLIN 2087 brings AAA polish to indie scene without the monetization nonsense
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NEO BERLIN 2087 brings AAA polish to indie scene without the monetization nonsense

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 26, 2026September 26, 2026

Gamescom 2026 has come and gone, leaving us with a plethora of upcoming titles to drool over, and I’m not…

TIFF 2026 Review: The Debut – β€œDefinitely Not the Worst Thing I’ve Ever Seen Maybe Possibly Hopefully”
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TIFF 2026 Review: The Debut – β€œDefinitely Not the Worst Thing I’ve Ever Seen Maybe Possibly Hopefully”

FinnSeptember 26, 2026September 26, 2026

Musical theatre nerds, rejoice! Because The Debut is just as good as you’ve heard through the grapevine πŸ‡. Might it…

Nicolas Cage Becomes Latest Desperate Attempt to Revive Dead Franchise
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Nicolas Cage Becomes Latest Desperate Attempt to Revive Dead Franchise

FinnSeptember 26, 2026September 26, 2026

We’re getting a John Madden biopic, folks, and Nicolas Cage is set to star as the legendary football coach and…

Campari Goes All In On Pink Drinks Because Why Not
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Campari Goes All In On Pink Drinks Because Why Not

Big ElephantSeptember 26, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest attempt to get Americans to drink more, and I have to…

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