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Day: September 23, 2026

Kansas Just Became Republicans’ Latest Nightmare
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Kansas Just Became Republicans’ Latest Nightmare

Big ElephantSeptember 23, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Adam Hamilton, a Democrat, is running for the US Senate in…

Netflix Still Churning Out Endless Content to Fill Void in Your Soul
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Netflix Still Churning Out Endless Content to Fill Void in Your Soul

FinnSeptember 23, 2026September 24, 2026

In a move that will surely thrill fans of endless scrolling and protagonists with convenient skills, Netflix has announced a…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social September 24 2026
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social September 24 2026

Milton TruthwellSeptember 23, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with anticipation. In a recent TRANSMISSION on Truth…

Gremlins 3 First Look Unveiled With 2028 Release Date Shift
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Gremlins 3 First Look Unveiled With 2028 Release Date Shift

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 23, 2026

Warner Bros. has re-dated Gremlins 3, pushing back its previously announced 2027 release date to October 6th, 2028. While that’s…

Trump’s Lawsuit Against Newspaper Gets The Old Heave Ho
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Lawsuit Against Newspaper Gets The Old Heave Ho

Big ElephantSeptember 23, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest lawsuit, and folks, it’s a doozy. An Iowa judge…

Andy Biersack Already Tired Of Next Black Veil Brides Album
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Andy Biersack Already Tired Of Next Black Veil Brides Album

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 23, 2026September 24, 2026

OMG, you guys, BLACK VEIL BRIDES is finally going to release new music soon! 🤩 I mean, it’s not like…

Phil Collen Still Hasn’t Gotten Tired Of His Signature Guitar Sound After 40 Years
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Phil Collen Still Hasn’t Gotten Tired Of His Signature Guitar Sound After 40 Years

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 23, 2026September 24, 2026

In a move that’s been decades in the making, Jackson has finally released the Pro Series Signature Phil Collen PC1-E,…

Elizabeth Holmes Gets Sweet Halfway House Upgrade Next Year
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Elizabeth Holmes Gets Sweet Halfway House Upgrade Next Year

Big ElephantSeptember 23, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Elizabeth Holmes, the founder of Theranos, has been approved to move…

JTT Arrested for Public Intoxication and Alleged Assault on Deputy
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JTT Arrested for Public Intoxication and Alleged Assault on Deputy

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 23, 2026

Former Home Improvement star Jonathan Taylor Thomas was arrested in California this week for public intoxication and obstruction after allegedly…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump touts Boeing sales to Türkiye and Bangladesh
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump touts Boeing sales to Türkiye and Bangladesh

Milton TruthwellSeptember 23, 2026

Breaking News: THE ORANGE ORACLE Speaks, and Boeing Soars In a move that has left economists and aviation experts scrambling…

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