Trump Still Struggling With Post 9/11 History Lessons Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the 25th anniversary of the 9/11 attacks, and I have to say,…
Month: September 2026
GOP Candidate’s Classy Comments Exposed In Leaked Videos Somehow
As I sipped my coffee and read through this article, I couldn’t help but raise an eyebrow at the sheer…
Eno resurrects Opal Records because one farewell tour wasn’t enough
Because apparently, retirement is just a myth in the music industry, and another legendary label is back from the dead.…
GOP Midterm Convention Attendance Apparently Optional This Year Again
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Republican midterm convention in Dallas, and let me tell you, it’s…
Oh Joy Another Mind Blowing Trailer for Godzilla Minus Zero Because We Clearly Havent Seen Enough of This Guy Stomping on Things
The most epic news ever: GODZILLA MINUS ZERO is coming to IMAX and cinemas near you! 🎥👀 I mean, who…
Oh Joy Another Mind Blowing Masterpiece from the King of Plot Twists and the Sultan of Sappy Romances
Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic collaboration of the century? 🤣 I mean, who wouldn’t want…
Tommy Lee emerges from retirement to sign autographs for your dad at Son Of Monsterpalooza
Oh no, the world is finally coming to an end: Tommy Lee is making a rare appearance at a horror…
Politician somehow still underpaid at $1 million raise
Sipping my coffee and reading about Singapore’s ministers getting a hefty pay raise – folks, this one’s a doozy. It…
Missouri Loses Bid to Gerrymander Its Way to Victory
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Missouri midterms are turning out to be a real circus,…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald posts on Truth Social on September 9 2026
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET.…