A 74-year-old hunter was arrested on felony manslaughter charges after fatally shooting a woman whom he mistook for a deer. What do you think?
“Many hunters are naturalists who hold great respect for the women they kill.”
Spencer Dunn, Whirlpool Technician
“That’s why I always make sure to get hunting licenses for both.”
Zane Larson, Margin Adjuster
“He’s going to have a hell of a time explaining why he thought a deer was ahead of him in line at Dunkin’.”
Aaliyah Khan, Scent Curator
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