Somber Tim Walz Announces Every Daycare Center Record Sadly Perished In Last Night’s Riot

   

MINNEAPOLIS — A notably somber Governor Tim Walz announced that tragically, all of the state’s daycare records were destroyed by fire during last night’s riot.

  MINNEAPOLIS — A notably somber Governor Tim Walz announced that tragically, all of the state’s daycare records were destroyed by fire during last night’s riot. Read More

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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.

Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.

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