Federal prosecutors secured indictments against 26 individuals they accused of rigging college basketball games, with the defendants facing charges that include bribery in sports, conspiracy to commit wire fraud, wire fraud, and aiding and abetting. What do you think?
“Leave this kind of thing to the pros, kids.”
Andy Zorc, Melon Slicer
“Damn, my parlay needed them to get away with it.”
Raul Sierra, Clock Hanger
“Aiding is one thing, but abetting?”
Erika Addley, Sweater Mender
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Federal prosecutors secured indictments against 26 individuals they accused of rigging college basketball games, with the defendants facing charges that include bribery in sports, conspiracy to commit wire fraud, wire fraud, and aiding and abetting. What do you think?
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