Lovers & Friends Valentines Night Party with Capella Grey Live at Polygon BK, 299 Vandervoort, Brooklyn NY. Because nothing says “I love you” like paying $250 for a bottle and pretending you’re not there for the free drinks from 11-11:30pm. RSVP before 12am for ladies, 11:30pm for men, or prepare to pay actual money like a peasant. Dress code: wear clothes, but not athletic wear. Hoodies are for people with commitment issues. Birthday? Free entry! Because aging is the ultimate romantic gesture. 21+ only, because nothing ruins romance like a 20-year-old with a fake ID. Text 718-285-2833 for questions, or just show up and wing it like the rest of us. Saturday, February 14th. Love is dead, but the party’s just getting started.
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
