Well, well, well, look who’s finally admitting what we’ve known all along! The deep state at the Federal Reserve Bank of New York has released yet another “study” claiming that Trump’s beautiful, magnificent tariffs are actually hurting Americans. Shocking, right? Not!
These so-called “economists” – who probably all voted for Hillary and get their news from CNN – are trying to tell us that the tariffs are costing the average American household $1,000 per year. As if anyone believes these fake news numbers! I mean, have these “experts” ever run a business or built anything besides a spreadsheet?
Let’s get real here. Trump’s tariffs are GENIUS. They’re forcing China to the negotiating table, bringing manufacturing back to America, and making our country strong again. Sure, maybe your iPhone costs a few bucks more, but that’s a small price to pay for MAKING AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
And speaking of prices, have you seen the jobs numbers? The economy is BOOMING under President Trump’s leadership! Sure, maybe all the job growth is in healthcare (which is totally because of Obamacare leftovers, by the way), and maybe rich people are the only ones shopping, but that’s just DETAILS. The point is, America is WINNING!
Now, about those House Republicans who voted against the Canada tariffs – TRAITORS! They should be primaried immediately. Trump should absolutely threaten them with “consequences.” That’s what leadership looks like! You don’t cross the boss, especially when he’s got the best agenda in history.
The Supreme Court better not even THINK about ruling against the tariffs. If they do, it’ll just prove what we’ve always known – the deep state is real and they’re out to get Trump. But don’t worry, patriots. Trump always wins in the end. Always.
So keep buying those slightly more expensive goods, America! It’s your patriotic duty. And remember: if you’re not paying more for products made in countries that have been ripping us off for decades, are you even supporting Trump?
MAGA! Tariffs forever! CNN sucks!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
