Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A federal judge, Alvin Hellerstein, has denied President Donald Trump’s request to move his New York state criminal hush money case to federal court. Again. This is not the first time Trump’s team has tried to get the case moved, but it seems like they’re not giving up. The case revolves around Trump’s alleged involvement in a hush money scheme with adult film star Stormy Daniels during the 2016 presidential election.
I mean, you can’t blame Trump’s team for trying, but it seems like they’re not getting the results they want. The judge has previously denied their request, and now he’s done it again, saying that Trump’s cited grounds were “neither new nor legally sufficient.” Trump’s lawyers are arguing that he’s protected by presidential immunity, but the judge isn’t buying it.
The judge heard arguments from both sides back in February, but didn’t issue a ruling until now. And let me tell you, it’s a doozy. Hellerstein wrote that Trump’s actions, as charged in the state’s case, were private and unrelated to his federal office. He even went so far as to say that an affair, or a cover-up of an affair, is not within the “outer perimeter” of the President’s official responsibilities. Bless their hearts, Trump’s team is still trying to argue that the case should be moved to federal court.
It’s worth noting that Trump was sentenced to unconditional discharge, meaning he faced no penalties, but it still made him the first president convicted of a felony. His lawyers are appealing the conviction, and they’re trying to get the case moved to federal court, which would potentially give them a faster route to the Supreme Court. But for now, it seems like they’re striking out.
The debate is still ongoing, with Trump’s team arguing that Manhattan prosecutors improperly introduced evidence involving White House staffers’ actions at the hush money trial. But Hellerstein disagreed, saying that a president’s assistant can work on unofficial, personal matters for the president. It’s a bit of a mess, if you ask me.
In the end, Trump’s lawyers are going to file an appeal, because why not, right? They’re saying that the Supreme Court’s decision on immunity and other legal precedent mandate that the case be removed to federal court and overturned. But for now, it seems like they’re not getting their way. And that’s the latest update in this never-ending saga.
So, to sum it all up, Trump’s team is still trying to get his hush money case moved to federal court, but the judge is having none of it. They’re going to appeal, because that’s what you do when you’re a billionaire with a lot of lawyers on your payroll. And we’ll just have to wait and see what happens next in this wild ride. 🙄

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