Jackal.Today is not just a website — it’s a legendary stronghold of absurd headlines, fake sensations, and satirical revelations. We created this site because the real world already sounds like a joke. So why not make it officially funny?
We’re a satirical news site, where fake news often feels more real than actual reporting. Our mission? Parody, irony, sarcasm — with just the right amount of existential dread.
How Jackal.Today Was Born
The idea came about like most great inventions — by mistake and out of boredom. At a time when the media world was drowning in fear and clickbait, we decided to bring some clarity. Or at least some loud, inappropriate laughter.
And so, a satirical website was born — one that doesn’t explain the world so much as help you survive it, preferably while snorting coffee out your nose.
Meet the Team of Madness
We’re a group of people who tried working in traditional media but kept inserting the word “barbecue” into serious political articles.
- 🎬 Finn McFrame – Editor-in-chief and fake news writer focused on cinema. If a headline says Tarantino is directing a reboot of Sesame Street — that’s him.
- 🎸 Chord F. Discord – Our music columnist with perfect pitch for absurdity. His reviews have made bands break up out of existential crisis.
- 🕹 Pixel P. Snarkbyte – Game journalist who believes the real world is just one long early access. Writes about games even the developers forgot about.
- 🐘 Big Elephant – Our in-house CNN watcher and analyst of everything way too serious. His motto: “Irony is a survival skill.”
- 🏀 Chuck B. Ballsy – Former sports columnist. Fired because, well, we don’t cover sports. But he still writes. We don’t know where it goes.
What We Actually Do
📌 Satirical news
📌 Fake stories with a weird amount of truth
📌 Parody articles about politics, pop culture, tech, and tragedy
📌 Absurd commentary you didn’t ask for but secretly needed
Jackal.Today isn’t about facts. It’s about what would happen if the facts were handed to a sleep-deprived comedian with a Wi-Fi connection.
Why We Do It
Because someone has to. The world is too serious to be taken seriously. We’re here to offer a satirical news site that reflects reality — but bent, twisted, and wearing sunglasses indoors.
Why the Jackal?
Because jackals are clever, ironic, and have a nose for garbage. Also, it just sounds cool.
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Jackal.Today is the satirical site that pretends everything’s under control — even when it’s obviously not.