Zoom Séance: Where We All Pretend to Talk to Ghosts Together
**OMG! Prepare for a “unique and unforgettable experience” 🙄 at the “Fête des Pères”! Get ready for “messages from beyond”…
Author: Chuck B. Ballsy
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
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So You Think You Can Lit Review: Human vs Robot (Loser Gets Deleted)
Christelle Tondeur presents: Free labor for Alexandre Renaud’s “research”! 🧠 Sign up for this workshop, become a research assistant for…
Oh Great, Another FREE Liberatory Design Circle Jerk, June 3, 2025
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South Side Punx in Charlotte, NC (05/15/2025)
Street-punk/hardcore power from Charlotte, North Carolina!
Met Gala Doomed: Teens Invade, High Fashion Cries
OMG! 🙄Teens Take The Met! on May 16, 2025, at 4 pm! Middle/High school ID = FREE ticket! Prepare for…
Free Booze Fridays at Domaine ATL (Probably Just Warm Beer, LOL)
EVERYONE FROM ALL OVER IS INVITED OMG, EVERYONE is invited! 🙄 Like, if you’re over 18 (ID REQUIRED, obvi). Text…