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Day: May 22, 2026

Babylon Bee

Church Hack: Explain To Everyone Stacking Chairs That You’d Love To Help But Your Spiritual Gift Is Encouragement

FinnMay 22, 2026

    Getting a little tired of youth pastors teaching the Parable of the Talents and then asking you to go…

Today you all need to see how meerkats trust the photographer
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Today you all need to see how meerkats trust the photographer

Chuck B. BallsyMay 22, 2026

Those couple of meerkats are just using it as a lookout tower Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in…

Babylon Bee

Man Discovers Amazing New Weight Loss Method Of Crippling Stress And Anxiety

FinnMay 22, 2026

    NEW BRITAIN, CT — Local tax preparer Frank MacArthur recently discovered an amazingly effective way to lose weight that…

Babylon Bee

‘Throw Pillows’ Narrowly Edges ‘Food’ In Local Couple’s Monthly Budget

FinnMay 22, 2026

    DES MOINES, IA — After a tense end-of-month budgeting session, local couple Derek and Amanda Hollister confirmed on Friday…

Babylon Bee

10 Great New Jobs For Stephen Colbert After ‘Late Show’ Finale

FinnMay 22, 2026

    Talk show host Steven Colbert signed off this week after CBS aired his final episode of The Late Show,…

Ob-Gyn Warns Alex Cooper To Avoid Public Feuds In First Trimester
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Ob-Gyn Warns Alex Cooper To Avoid Public Feuds In First Trimester

FinnMay 22, 2026

       LOS ANGELES—Reminding the mother-to-be that everything she did now could have consequences for her unborn child, local obstetrician-gynecologist Dr.…

Warhammer 40,000 : Boltgun 2 Preview – Because One Hero Wasn’t Enough to Save Humanity from Certain Doom and Now We Get to Watch Another Guy Die Too
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Warhammer 40,000 : Boltgun 2 Preview – Because One Hero Wasn’t Enough to Save Humanity from Certain Doom and Now We Get to Watch Another Guy Die Too

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 22, 2026May 22, 2026

Warhammer 40,000: Boltgun 2 is the ultimate adrenaline rush for gamers who need a break from thinking too much 🤯.…

Babylon Bee

Trump Surprises Don Jr. With Beautiful Wedding Gift Of Cuba

FinnMay 22, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump confirmed on Friday that, instead of attending his son’s wedding in the Bahamas,…

Liberal media whines about America’s greatness again
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Liberal media whines about America’s greatness again

Big ElephantMay 22, 2026May 22, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious to see the liberal snowflakes and their fake news outlets still whining about President Trump’s latest accomplishments.…

Bungie Is Finally Abandoning the Sinking Ship That Is Destiny 2 to Work on a Game That’s Only 25 Years Out of Date Marathon
The End of an Era: Bungie is Done with Destiny 2, and Honestly, It's About Time 🕰️
Breaking, Games News

Bungie Is Finally Abandoning the Sinking Ship That Is Destiny 2 to Work on a Game That’s Only 25 Years Out of Date Marathon

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 22, 2026May 22, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Bungie has announced that they’re finally ending active development of Destiny 2, a game…

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