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Day: May 15, 2026

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Juneteenth Still a Thing Even in 2026 Apparently

Chuck B. BallsyMay 15, 2026

Juneteenth: “The Reunion” 🎉🕺, Friday, June 19, 2026, Houston, TX, Emancipation Park 🏞️ 🎶 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately…

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Geniuses Put Wheels on Boxes and Call it a Sport in LA

Chuck B. BallsyMay 15, 2026

Red Bull Soapbox Race Los Angeles 🚀 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

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Get Ready for the Most Epic Food Coma of Your Life at the 2026 Fiesta Asia Street Fair

Chuck B. BallsyMay 15, 2026

🎉 Fiesta Asia Street Fair on May 16th 🎉 🕺️ Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical…

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Opera Fans Rejoice: Overhyped Magic Flute Is Still a Thing Somehow

Chuck B. BallsyMay 15, 2026

Join us on Saturday, May 16, 2026, for Mozart’s The Magic Flute 🎵 on Zoom from 9am-3pm 🕰️ 📚️ 😴…

Formerly Sane Bassist Ditches ROB ZOMBIE To Worship At The Altar Of MARILYN MANSON Now Launches New Project Because The World Was Missing GABI & THE FLY Apparently
Breaking, Music News

Formerly Sane Bassist Ditches ROB ZOMBIE To Worship At The Altar Of MARILYN MANSON Now Launches New Project Because The World Was Missing GABI & THE FLY Apparently

Chord F. DiscordMay 15, 2026May 15, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat 🎉! The most epic, face-melting, and soul-crushing heavy metal project has…

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Grupo Trilhar Jun 26: Como Sobreviver à Família Adotiva sem Perder a Sanidade

Chuck B. BallsyMay 15, 2026

🤔 Você tem dúvidas? 💬 Participe! 📅 Cadastre-se em http://bit.ly/GrupoTrilhar 📈 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the…

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How to Lead Without Being a Total Dictator Apparently

Chuck B. BallsyMay 15, 2026

Leadership conversations are! coming 🎉 Join fun and learn how to lead inclus theively! 🤝 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy,…

EVE Online’s The Capsuleer Edda Because Who Needs Actual Immortality When You Can Just Spend All Your Money on a Video Game Forever
Breaking, Games News

EVE Online’s The Capsuleer Edda Because Who Needs Actual Immortality When You Can Just Spend All Your Money on a Video Game Forever

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 15, 2026May 15, 2026

EVE FanFest 2026 is making waves in the gaming world, and we’re not just talking about the usual cosplay and…

Watch: Formerly Relevant Musician ERIK GRÖNWALL Whines About His 5 Minutes of Fame in “To Hell & Back” aka My Career Imploded
Breaking, Music News

Watch: Formerly Relevant Musician ERIK GRÖNWALL Whines About His 5 Minutes of Fame in “To Hell & Back” aka My Career Imploded

Chord F. DiscordMay 15, 2026May 15, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤩 Former SKID ROW singer Erik Grönwall, the man who’s…

Study: Most Men Believe They Could Seduce Bear If Life Depended On It
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Study: Most Men Believe They Could Seduce Bear If Life Depended On It

FinnMay 15, 2026

       DENVER—In an expression of overwhelming confidence in their innate animal magnetism, the majority of men who participated is a…

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