ZOOM Just Got a Whole Lot Smarter Than You with Brains and Boxes Haha Suckers
Yay, more edu-jargon! 🎉 Session: behavior management for preschool 🤣 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical…
Day: May 20, 2026
Organ Dealer at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/120/2026, Pre-Fest event)
Grindcore from New Jersey Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…
Politicians Begin Offering Tucker Carlson $1 Million To Not Endorse Them
   U.S. — Following news that Senator Thomas Massie had lost his bid for re-election, several politicians have reportedly begun…
Apex dance scene (Slayer edition)
Can Charlize Theron survive the end of Taron Egerton’s killer song? Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the…
Stone of Destiny getting a makeover because being a legendary rock just wasn’t enough anymore
Professor Sally Foster to spill tea on Stone of Destiny 🍵 Speaker: Professor Sally Foster, Emeritus Professor, University of Stirling…
Your Brain is Officially a Slave to Your Phone and Video Games Now
This Lunch and Learn is about The Neuroscience Behind Behavioral Addictions 🤯 Featuring Matthew S. Stanford, Ph.D. 🤓 Chuck B.…
Classic heavy metal from LA Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
Metallica in ChorzĂłw, Poland (05/19/2026)
Classic heavy metal from LA Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
Gen Zer Dies Of Starvation After DoorDash Driver Gets Flat Tire
   NORFOLK, VA — A member of Generation Z reportedly starved to death while waiting for a DoorDash delivery that…
FOO FIGHTERS Release Most Epic Music Video Ever Created by Humans Featuring Extreme Skiing Crew BPC Who Are Probably Better at Life Than You
The FOO FIGHTERS are back with a blast of sonic fury that will blow your mind, or at least make…