Organ Dealer at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/120/2026, Pre-Fest event)
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Politicians Begin Offering Tucker Carlson $1 Million To Not Endorse Them
U.S. — Following news that Senator Thomas Massie had lost his bid for re-election, several politicians have reportedly begun…
Apex dance scene (Slayer edition)
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Classic heavy metal from LA Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
Metallica in Chorzów, Poland (05/19/2026)
Classic heavy metal from LA Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
Gen Zer Dies Of Starvation After DoorDash Driver Gets Flat Tire
NORFOLK, VA — A member of Generation Z reportedly starved to death while waiting for a DoorDash delivery that…
FOO FIGHTERS Release Most Epic Music Video Ever Created by Humans Featuring Extreme Skiing Crew BPC Who Are Probably Better at Life Than You
The FOO FIGHTERS are back with a blast of sonic fury that will blow your mind, or at least make…
Warhorse Studios Finally Decides to Stop Milking Kingdom Come and Now Wants to Ruin Lord of the Rings Too with Their Mediocre Game Design Skills and Overhyped Marketing
Get ready for some epic news, folks! 🎉 Warhorse Studios has finally spilled the beans on what they’ve been cooking…
Supreme Court To Hear Argument Between Siblings Over Who Called Shotgun
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a groundbreaking case that legal experts predicted would set a historic precedent for generations to…
Get Ready for the Most Underwhelming Experience of Your Life: Indie Games You’ll Probably Forget Exist in a Week — March & April, 2026
Get ready for some amazing indie games this spring, folks! 🌷🎮 March and April are bringing a strong mix of…