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Day: May 16, 2026

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Because Clearly What Traumatized People Need is Another Buzzword to Fix Their Lives

Chuck B. BallsyMay 16, 2026

🀣 This webinar is gonna “fix” those traumatized students! πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ πŸ“šπŸ’‘ Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the…

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Because Your Teachers Clearly Need Help Not Messing Up The Kids Even More

Chuck B. BallsyMay 16, 2026

🀣 Get trained as a Designated Safeguarding Lead in Education πŸ“š Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the…

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Sarah A Parker Spends All Her Money on Self Published Fantasy Novel THE BALLAD OF FALLING DRAGONS at B&N

Chuck B. BallsyMay 16, 2026

Get ready for the most epic book signing event ever! πŸ“šπŸ‘€ Join Barnes & Noble – Huntington Beach, CA on…

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Get Ready for the Most Epic Underwhelming Experience of Your Life Molly’s Angels 2026 San Diego Tennis Fest

Chuck B. BallsyMay 16, 2026

Oh boy, tennis! 🎾 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of Snark,”…

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Because Your Saturday Was Missing Overpriced Drinks and Bad Dancing on a Rooftop to Afro Beats

Chuck B. BallsyMay 16, 2026

Afro Fusion RoofTop Day Party | Brand New Venue DATE: SUNDAY, MAY 17TH, 2026 Get ready to party πŸŽ‰! 4pm,…

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Campements urbains parce que vivre dans un appartement c’est ringard maintenant pistes d’actions pour les droits humains des squatteurs

Chuck B. BallsyMay 16, 2026

πŸ“… 16 juin 2026 (12:00 Γ  13:30) πŸ•°οΈ Midi du CREMIS – EN LIGNE πŸ“»πŸ‘€ Quelles sont les pistes d’action…

Babylon Bee

Associated Press Warns That Trebuchets Are Exempt From U.S. Gun Laws

FinnMay 16, 2026

Β Β Β  U.S. β€” The Associated Press has warned that despite their deadly nature, medieval trebuchets are mostly exempt from firearm…

Babylon Bee

Uncultured Philistine Declines To Have Ice Cream Served In Waffle Cone

FinnMay 16, 2026

Β Β Β  TUCSON, AZ β€” Local man Dale Swanson declined to have his double scoops of mint chocolate chip and strawberry…

Babylon Bee

Kids Excited To Learn Of Cool Alternative To Vaping Called ‘Smoking Cigarettes’

FinnMay 16, 2026

Β Β Β  U.S. β€” Teenagers across the nation are discovering a hip new alternative to vaping, called “smoking cigarettes.” Β Β U.S. β€”…

APOCALYPTICA’s EICCA TOPPINEN Loses All Credibility By Claiming METALLICA’s ‘St Anger’ Is Actually Listenable
Breaking News: Eicca Toppinen of Apocalyptica Thinks St. Anger is a Great Album, and We're All Just Wrong 🀯
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APOCALYPTICA’s EICCA TOPPINEN Loses All Credibility By Claiming METALLICA’s ‘St Anger’ Is Actually Listenable

Chord F. DiscordMay 16, 2026May 16, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Eicca Toppinen, the cellist from Apocalyptica, has come out and said that Metallica’s infamous…

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