Associated Press Warns That Trebuchets Are Exempt From U.S. Gun Laws
U.S. — The Associated Press has warned that despite their deadly nature, medieval trebuchets are mostly exempt from firearm…
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Uncultured Philistine Declines To Have Ice Cream Served In Waffle Cone
TUCSON, AZ — Local man Dale Swanson declined to have his double scoops of mint chocolate chip and strawberry…
Kids Excited To Learn Of Cool Alternative To Vaping Called ‘Smoking Cigarettes’
U.S. — Teenagers across the nation are discovering a hip new alternative to vaping, called “smoking cigarettes.” U.S. —…
APOCALYPTICA’s EICCA TOPPINEN Loses All Credibility By Claiming METALLICA’s ‘St Anger’ Is Actually Listenable
In a shocking turn of events, Eicca Toppinen, the cellist from Apocalyptica, has come out and said that Metallica’s infamous…
The Most Epic and Life Changing ‘Mandalorian and Grogu’ Reviews Just Dropped and Your Mind Will Be Blown Forever
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🚀👽 For the first time in seven years, there’s a…
Breaking News: Mats Levén Sings Entire Album Without Falling Asleep Because Let’s Be Real Yngwie’s Music Can Be Pretty Snooze Inducing
Breaking news: Mats Levén is a total rockstar and we’re not biased at all 🤘💥! He just played two epic…
It should be an international crime to have rubbish pile up like this
Gretaaaaa! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed…
Overrated British bands still trying to be American rockstars somehow
The so-called “experts” and “fact-checkers” are at it again, trying to undermine the greatest president this country has ever seen,…
Liberal ladies somehow manage to share single valedictorian title
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our great nation is still standing, despite…
Oh great, another liberal airline fails America again somehow
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report on the latest news with the utmost sarcasm…