Billy Wilder’s Some Like it Hot Finally Gets the 4K Treatment Because Your Grandma’s DVD Player Wasn’t Doing it Justice
Altitude and Capelight Pictures are bringing Billy Wilder’s classic crime comedy, Some Like it Hot, to the UK for the…
Day: May 13, 2026
SEPULTURA’s DERRICK GREEN Totally Not Crying Himself to Sleep Every Night Over ELOY CASAGRANDE’s ‘Shocking’ Departure
In a shocking turn of events, Sepultura’s longtime drummer Eloy Casagrande has left the band to join Slipknot š¤Æ. We…
āSports Illustratedā Removes Distracting Models From Swimsuit Edition
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā NEW YORKāIn an effort to focus on the incredible array of bathing suits featured in its pages, Sports Illustrated…
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Wrong hole! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as āThe Sultan of Snark,ā is a…
Study Determines Reason Kids Failing At Math Is Because They No Longer Play ‘Math Blaster’
Ā Ā Ā U.S. ā The results of a groundbreaking new study appear to show that the reason today’s children routinely struggle…
Fake news lies about Trump’s perfect economic genius again
Oh joy, oh rapture, the liberal fake news machine is at it again, folks. As I sit here, basking in…
āSpencer Prattās Rhetoric Is Dangerous,ā Warns Karen Bass To The 30 Angelenos Who Haven’t Been Stabbed To Death By Hobos
Ā Ā Ā LOS ANGELES, CA ā Mayor Karen Bass struck back at mayoral candidate Spencer Pratt on Wednesday, warning the surviving…
Too Far? Christopher Nolan Casts Steve Buscemi As Helen Of Troy
Ā Ā Ā U.S. ā In a move that even some within the entertainment industry are branding as “too far”, director Christopher…
The NYTimes Reveals: 7 More Shocking Things Israel Has Trained Animals To Do
Ā Ā Ā NOT SATIRE: My family fled communism ā and American media almost turned me INTO a communist. Ā Ā NOT SATIRE: My…
Because What James Bond Really Needed Was a Pair of Dorky Smart Glasses to Go with His Martini and Exploding Pen
Get ready for the most epic spy adventure of the century! šµļøāāļøš„ Even Realities has just announced that their sleek…