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Day: May 13, 2026

Billy Wilder’s Some Like it Hot Finally Gets the 4K Treatment Because Your Grandma’s DVD Player Wasn’t Doing it Justice
Breaking News: Some Like It Hot is Finally Getting the 4K Treatment and We're Totally Not Sick of It Yet šŸ™„
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Billy Wilder’s Some Like it Hot Finally Gets the 4K Treatment Because Your Grandma’s DVD Player Wasn’t Doing it Justice

FinnMay 13, 2026May 13, 2026

Altitude and Capelight Pictures are bringing Billy Wilder’s classic crime comedy, Some Like it Hot, to the UK for the…

SEPULTURA’s DERRICK GREEN Totally Not Crying Himself to Sleep Every Night Over ELOY CASAGRANDE’s ‘Shocking’ Departure
Breaking News: Sepultura's Drummer Leaves the Band to Join Slipknot, and the World is Still Spinning šŸŒŽšŸ’„
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SEPULTURA’s DERRICK GREEN Totally Not Crying Himself to Sleep Every Night Over ELOY CASAGRANDE’s ‘Shocking’ Departure

Chord F. DiscordMay 13, 2026May 13, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Sepultura’s longtime drummer Eloy Casagrande has left the band to join Slipknot 🤯. We…

ā€˜Sports Illustrated’ Removes Distracting Models From Swimsuit Edition
The Onion

ā€˜Sports Illustrated’ Removes Distracting Models From Swimsuit Edition

FinnMay 13, 2026

Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā  NEW YORK—In an effort to focus on the incredible array of bathing suits featured in its pages, Sports Illustrated…

When you mix up the concert venues šŸ’€
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When you mix up the concert venues šŸ’€

Chuck B. BallsyMay 13, 2026

Wrong hole! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as ā€œThe Sultan of Snark,ā€ is a…

Babylon Bee

Study Determines Reason Kids Failing At Math Is Because They No Longer Play ‘Math Blaster’

FinnMay 13, 2026

Ā Ā Ā  U.S. — The results of a groundbreaking new study appear to show that the reason today’s children routinely struggle…

Fake news lies about Trump’s perfect economic genius again
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news lies about Trump’s perfect economic genius again

Big ElephantMay 13, 2026May 13, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, the liberal fake news machine is at it again, folks. As I sit here, basking in…

Babylon Bee

ā€˜Spencer Pratt’s Rhetoric Is Dangerous,’ Warns Karen Bass To The 30 Angelenos Who Haven’t Been Stabbed To Death By Hobos

FinnMay 13, 2026

Ā Ā Ā  LOS ANGELES, CA — Mayor Karen Bass struck back at mayoral candidate Spencer Pratt on Wednesday, warning the surviving…

Babylon Bee

Too Far? Christopher Nolan Casts Steve Buscemi As Helen Of Troy

FinnMay 13, 2026

Ā Ā Ā  U.S. — In a move that even some within the entertainment industry are branding as “too far”, director Christopher…

Events

Comment ne pas perdre la tĆŖte dans un monde de paradoxes tout en gardant un semblance de raison

Chuck B. BallsyMay 13, 2026

šŸ˜‚ 22 mai 2026 (10h00 Ć  12h00) – activitĆ© en ligne šŸ“š šŸ¤” Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known…

Babylon Bee

The NYTimes Reveals: 7 More Shocking Things Israel Has Trained Animals To Do

FinnMay 13, 2026

Ā Ā Ā  NOT SATIRE: My family fled communism — and American media almost turned me INTO a communist. Ā Ā NOT SATIRE: My…

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