Old Guys Hanging Out At Denny’s At 6 A.M. Having Better Day Than You Could Ever Dream Of
LOST HILLS, CA — New reports show the four old guys hanging out at Denny’s at 6 a.m. are…
Day: May 19, 2026
TRAVIS BARKER Documentary ‘Louder Than My Marriage’ To Get Dumped On Unsuspecting Audiences At 2026 Tribeca Festival
Get ready for the most epic, life-changing, and awe-inspiring documentary of the century (or at least that’s what the press…
POV: You’re at a funeral but Archspire is playing tonight 🤘
Average Archspire fan at a family funeral Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…
Study Reveals 90% Of Data Centers Just Storing Your Wife’s Pictures Of The Kids
OVERLAND PARK, KS — The need for the construction of massive data storage centers has been in the news…
Abigail Adams Starting To Believe Husband Made Up This Whole ‘Continental Congress’ As An Excuse To Hang Out With The Boys
QUINCY, MA — Weary from a major smallpox outbreak in her area, the wife of John Adams claimed she…
Breaking News: Ginny Weasley Actress Gets Replaced Because Lets Be Real She Wasnt Bringing the Magic Anyway
The HP fandom is FREAKING OUT right now 🚨🧙♀️! Gracie Cochrane, the young actress who was supposed to play Ginny…
Dino Cazares Finally Decides to Make Music Again and Claims the New FEAR FACTORY Album Is Going to Be Totally Not a Copy of Their Old Stuff and Will Definitely Not Disappoint Fans This Time For Sure
Get ready for the most epic comeback in metal history, folks! 🤘 FEAR FACTORY is back with a vengeance, and…
NONPOINT’s ELIAS SORIANO On Upcoming ‘The Last Word’ Album: ‘We Phoned It In But Hope You’ll Still Buy It Anyway’
So, you want to know about the latest scoop on NONPOINT’s new single “Is It” and their upcoming album “The…
White House Insists High Gas Prices Are Small Price To Pay For Accomplishing Nothing In Iran
WASHINGTON, D.C. — With the nation facing its highest gas prices in years, the Trump administration assured Americans that…
I hope this man is getting more than $2 an hour for this
That cannot be dew dew man, he's gonna get every disease that end in -itis Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy,…