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Day: May 26, 2026

Media Molecule’s Next Game Will Probably Be a Reboot of Knack with a Battle Royale Mode and a Subscription Service
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Media Molecule’s Next Game Will Probably Be a Reboot of Knack with a Battle Royale Mode and a Subscription Service

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 26, 2026May 26, 2026

Sony’s Media Molecule is reportedly working on a new game with “open-world elements” and we’re all just over here like…

Logitech Finally Creates Products That Won’t Give You Carpal Tunnel After 5 Minutes Of Use Maybe
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Logitech Finally Creates Products That Won’t Give You Carpal Tunnel After 5 Minutes Of Use Maybe

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 26, 2026May 26, 2026

Breaking News: Logitech Releases New Lineup of Super Comfortable Mice and Keyboards, Because Your Wrists Were Getting Too Comfortable ๐Ÿคฃ.…

MARK MORTON Still Shocked Nobody Has Copied LAMB OF GOD’s Unique Sound After Only 25 Years of Being Totally Original and Not At All Influenced by Anyone Else
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MARK MORTON Still Shocked Nobody Has Copied LAMB OF GOD’s Unique Sound After Only 25 Years of Being Totally Original and Not At All Influenced by Anyone Else

Chord F. DiscordMay 26, 2026May 26, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, LAMB OF GOD guitarist Mark Morton revealed that the band’s latest album, “Into Oblivion”,…

Metal Concertgoers Then๐Ÿบ vs Now ๐Ÿ˜”
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Metal Concertgoers Then๐Ÿบ vs Now ๐Ÿ˜”

Chuck B. BallsyMay 26, 2026

Back in the ’80s and ’90s metal concerts started long before the venue doors opened ๐Ÿบ Now we stretch our…

Events

FlowaPalooza Totally Not a Total Disaster Waiting to Happen

Chuck B. BallsyMay 26, 2026

Get ready for the most epic festival ever! ๐ŸŽ‰ MAY 30 & 31, 12:00 PM ๐Ÿ•ฐ๏ธ FREE ๐ŸŽช, ๐ŸŽธ, ๐ŸŽก,…

Babylon Bee

Wife Says Her Love Language Is All Of Them And You’re Going To Have To Guess Which One She Wants Today

FinnMay 26, 2026

ย ย ย  PROVO, UT โ€” Local wife Allie Goodman told her husband that she identified with all five of the common…

Babylon Bee

Tragedy: Multiple Trump Assassins Accidentally Shoot Each Other

FinnMay 26, 2026

ย ย ย  WASHINGTON, D.C. โ€” Tragedy unfolded in the nation’s capital again today, as multiple assassins attempting to kill President Donald…

Trump Decries Lack Of Space To Host Parties Inside MRI Machine
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Trump Decries Lack Of Space To Host Parties Inside MRI Machine

FinnMay 26, 2026

ย ย ย ย ย ย  BETHESDA, MDโ€”Complaining during his annual physical Tuesday that the narrow tubelike structure offered next to no room for socializing,…

Babylon Bee

Noah Fined By HOA For Parking Boat In Driveway

FinnMay 26, 2026

ย ย ย  MESOPOTAMIA โ€” Local righteous man Noah was the recipient of a hefty fine from his HOA today over parking…

Events

The Ultimate Guide to Illegally Selling Your Stolen Goods on the Streets of Unincorporated Los Angeles County Without Getting Caught Maybe

Chuck B. BallsyMay 26, 2026

Yaaas, vendors! ๐ŸŽ‰ DEO’s got your back! ๐Ÿคฃ Learn about Sidewalk Vending Registration Certificate, CMFO Subsidy & more ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ’ธ Chuck…

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