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Day: May 29, 2026

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Life Coaching for the Hopelessly Lost and Clueless People

Chuck B. BallsyMay 29, 2026

Get ready for some woo-woo magic πŸŽ‰ Free intuitive coaching class 🀯, because who needs actual skills? πŸ™„ Chuck B.…

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Get Ready for Another Overpriced Wellness Fad Inner Wisdom Labyrinth Coming to Totally Not Rip You Off This Summer

Chuck B. BallsyMay 29, 2026

Get ready for a wild 90-minute Zoom ride 🌞 to find your inner self on Summer Solstice 2026 πŸ“† Chuck…

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Come Lose All Your Money at the Real Estate & Business Expo

Chuck B. BallsyMay 29, 2026

Real Estate & Business Expo πŸ€‘ Saturday, June 6, 9:00 AM – 12:00 PM (3 Hours) on Zoom πŸ“Š Chuck…

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Renowned Author Ann Patchett Graces Us with Her Presence at Some Event That You’ll Probably Forget to Attend

Chuck B. BallsyMay 29, 2026

Parnassus Books and Harpeth Hall School are thrilled to present an evening with Ann Patchett πŸŽ‰ Tickets: $5.00 πŸ“š, May…

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Women Should Totally Settle For Less Because Who Needs Self Respect Anyway

Chuck B. BallsyMay 29, 2026

🀣 Let’s talk feelings πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ Explore hidden emotional patterns πŸ“†, feel chosen πŸ’•, no more exhaustion 😴 Chuck B. BallsyChuck…

POV: Jonathan Davis finally got your number πŸ“žπŸ’€
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POV: Jonathan Davis finally got your number πŸ“žπŸ’€

Chuck B. BallsyMay 29, 2026

RATATATATATATATATATA Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed…

Babylon Bee

Tearful LeBron James Hands Over Flopping Crown To Shai Gilgeous-Alexander

FinnMay 29, 2026

Β Β Β  OKLAHOMA CITY, OK β€” In a touching ceremony, basketball legend LeBron James finally passed the official “King of Flops”…

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Get Ready for the Most Thrilling Thing Youll Ever do on ZOOM Prof Ally Sasss Memoir Writing Workshop to Fix Your Boring Life

Chuck B. BallsyMay 29, 2026

πŸŽ‰ Write your masterpiece… or not 🀣 When: Wednesdays 7:00pm-9:30pm EST on ZOOM, June 3rd-July 22nd πŸ“… Email Ally at…

Babylon Bee

Check Out These 10 Verses From The New James Talarico Bible Translation

FinnMay 29, 2026

Β Β Β  Senatorial candidate James Talarico is taking the world by storm thanks to his no-nonsense approach to compromising on Christianity.…

Babylon Bee

Megyn Kelly Tells Listeners They Can Save 20% On Brooklyn Bedding With Promo Code ‘ALLAHUAKBAR’

FinnMay 29, 2026

Β Β Β  U.S. β€” Former journalist Megyn Kelly announced on her podcast today that listeners could now save 20% on products…

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