Dad Rocks Back And Forth To Gain Enough Momentum To Sit Up From Chair
HENDERSON, NV—In an effort to rise to his feet from the seated position, local dad Robert Palacios was reportedly…
Day: May 18, 2026
Wife Can’t Wait To Get Out There And Be Horrible At Gardening Again
BOISE, ID — With spring in full swing, one local woman expressed excitement at the chance to finally get…
SHINEDOWN’s ‘Safe And Sound’ Somehow Manages To Brainwash 25 Different Sets Of Human Beings Into Thinking It’s The Best Song At Mediabase Active Rock Chart
Wow, SHINEDOWN is just so cool and not at all overhyped 🙄! They just reached No. 1 on the Mediabase…
Another liberal judge delay tactic antibidening election integrity obviously
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be living in the greatest country on earth, led…
Behemoth soundcheck before the show in Dallas, TX
From Meet & Greet (0515/2025) Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
8 Scary Facts About Data Centers
AI uses a lot of power, and it needs massive data centers to support it. That’s why, despite data…
MLB Introduces 10-Run Mercy Rule For Boston Red Sox
BOSTON, MA — To keep games from getting out of hand, Major League Baseball announced that it would be…
Trump Requests $1.2 Trillion To Have
WASHINGTON—Declaring the financial allocation a matter of utmost urgency, President Donald Trump on Monday requested $1.2 trillion to have.…
New Polls Show Dead Heat Between ‘Make Everything Worse’ Candidate And ‘Fix Everything’ Candidate
U.S. — New polling data in an ongoing political race showed a dead heat between the “Make Everything Worse”…
HALESTORM’s LZZY HALE Totally Not Freaking Out About Touring With BABYMETAL Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong With That
Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic tour announcement ever? 🤩🎸 HALESTORM is hitting the road with…