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Day: May 11, 2026

Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong with a Remake of a Show About Robots Rising Up to Kill Humans Written by the Guy Who Made Dinosaurs Eat Lawyers
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Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong with a Remake of a Show About Robots Rising Up to Kill Humans Written by the Guy Who Made Dinosaurs Eat Lawyers

FinnMay 11, 2026May 11, 2026

Because the world was just missing a Westworld reboot, and we all needed another opportunity to relive the thrill of…

Woke libs whine about Trump’s genius patriotic pool makeover plans
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Woke libs whine about Trump’s genius patriotic pool makeover plans

Big ElephantMay 11, 2026May 11, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious to see the so-called “experts” and “fact-checkers” trying to spin the latest news about our great nation.…

TOOL Fans Rejoice Adam Jones Says They Might Possibly Maybe Consider Playing Some Shows In Vegas If They Feel Like It Someday
Breaking News: TOOL to Possibly, Maybe, Hopefully Play Some Shows at the Sphere in Las Vegas, But No Promises, Folks! 🎸🎢
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TOOL Fans Rejoice Adam Jones Says They Might Possibly Maybe Consider Playing Some Shows In Vegas If They Feel Like It Someday

Chord F. DiscordMay 11, 2026May 11, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, TOOL guitarist Adam Jones has confirmed that the band might, just might, stage a…

Vin Diesel Just Announced the 12th Fast and Furious Spinoff Because You Clearly Haven’t Had Enough of His Grunting Yet
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Vin Diesel Just Announced the 12th Fast and Furious Spinoff Because You Clearly Haven’t Had Enough of His Grunting Yet

FinnMay 11, 2026May 11, 2026

Yeah, because what the world really needed was more Fast & Furious πŸ™„. I mean, who doesn’t want to watch…

Procrastination Mastery: The Ultimate Guide to Ignoring Responsibility and Watching Esports Tournaments All Day
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Procrastination Mastery: The Ultimate Guide to Ignoring Responsibility and Watching Esports Tournaments All Day

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 11, 2026May 11, 2026

Today’s esports scene is a wild ride, folks 🎒! With millions of viewers tuning in worldwide, it’s like trying to…

Trump Slammed For Replacing Reflecting Pool’s Original Coconut Flavor With Blue Raspberry
The Onion

Trump Slammed For Replacing Reflecting Pool’s Original Coconut Flavor With Blue Raspberry

FinnMay 11, 2026

Β Β Β Β Β Β  WASHINGTONβ€”Calling it a shocking attack on our nation’s cultural heritage, critics slammed President Donald Trump Monday for his decision…

Babylon Bee

Woman Healed Of Liberalism After Touching Golden Trump Statue

FinnMay 11, 2026

Β Β Β  MIAMI, FL β€” A newly christened golden statue of President Donald Trump may have healing powers, as sources confirmed…

Trump Unable To Figure Out Why He Surrounded By Chinese People
The Onion

Trump Unable To Figure Out Why He Surrounded By Chinese People

FinnMay 11, 2026

Β Β Β Β Β Β  The post Trump Unable To Figure Out Why He Surrounded By Chinese People appeared first on The Onion. Β Β Β The…

Babylon Bee

Ew, A Gross Disgusting Bug β€” What, Why Did You Kill It, YOU MONSTER! β€” Op-Ed By Wife

FinnMay 11, 2026

Β Β Β  You won’t believe what my husband just did. There was this horrible looking bug β€” I don’t know what…

Death Angel Proved Getting Old Is for Anthrax: Live in Charlotte 🀘πŸ”₯
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Death Angel Proved Getting Old Is for Anthrax: Live in Charlotte 🀘πŸ”₯

Chuck B. BallsyMay 11, 2026

Death Angel rolled into The Underground on May 10th and delivered one of those shows that makes you wonder how…

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