Trump Orders Reopening Of Alcatraz
Read MoreThe OnionPresident Donald Trump is directing the reopening and expansion of Alcatraz, the notorious former prison on a hard-to-reach…
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Read MoreThe OnionPresident Donald Trump is directing the reopening and expansion of Alcatraz, the notorious former prison on a hard-to-reach…
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The national movement to require everyone to convert their forms of identification continued to receive pushback as…
SAN FRANCISCO — Nicolas Cage has successfully infiltrated Alcatraz after being tapped by President Trump to reoccupy the famous island…
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SAN FRANCISCO, CA — As part of his ongoing crusade to change the name of each body of water in…
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Trump has vowed to negotiate a quick end to the violence between India and Pakistan, just…
MINNEAPOLIS, MN — According to reports, a local woman and Congressional representative left Africa and immigrated to Minnesota, in spite…
U.S. — A new foolproof method to build long-term wealth has been discovered, as a recent survey showed that a…
UIJEONGBU — Corporal Maxwell Klinger has finally been discharged from the Army after the U.S. Supreme Court upheld the Trump…