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Author: Finn McFrame

Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
‘Andor’ Season 2: More beige rebellion? 😴 Buckle up for another gritty, thrilling, *totally* essential chapter in the Star Wars saga you definitely asked for. 😉
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‘Andor’ Season 2: More beige rebellion? 😴 Buckle up for another gritty, thrilling, *totally* essential chapter in the Star Wars saga you definitely asked for. 😉

Finn McFrameApril 21, 2025April 21, 2025

So, ‘Andor’ Season 2 got a whopping 9 out of 10 stars, huh? 🙄 Guess Disney finally learned how to…

Catholic Church To Consider Electing Pope Who’s A Catholic This Time
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Catholic Church To Consider Electing Pope Who’s A Catholic This Time

Finn McFrameApril 21, 2025

VATICAN CITY — Following the death of Pope Francis, cardinals within the Roman Catholic Church have expressed interest in electing…

Dalai Lama Quietly Cancels Scheduled Meeting With JD Vance
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Dalai Lama Quietly Cancels Scheduled Meeting With JD Vance

Finn McFrameApril 21, 2025

DHARAMSHALA — After the sad news broke that Pope Francis had passed away just hours after meeting the U.S. Vice…

Colossal Squid Caught On Camera In Deep Sea For First Time
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Colossal Squid Caught On Camera In Deep Sea For First Time

Finn McFrameApril 21, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionThe colossal squid, the heaviest invertebrate in the world, was captured on video swimming in the deep sea…

Awkward Start As Saint Peter Asks Francis If He Can Have His Pope Hat Back
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Awkward Start As Saint Peter Asks Francis If He Can Have His Pope Hat Back

Finn McFrameApril 21, 2025

GLORY — The afterlife of one of the world’s most prominent religious figures got off to an awkward start today,…

Did Dad Get A Glow Up? Yep, That’s A Sexy New Plaid Shirt From Walmart
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Did Dad Get A Glow Up? Yep, That’s A Sexy New Plaid Shirt From Walmart

Finn McFrameApril 21, 2025

SPRINGFIELD, IL — In a stunning transformation, local dad Greg Thompson debuted a head-turning glow-up this weekend with a brand-new…

TikTok Trend Urges Americans To Buy Directly From Chinese Manufacturers
The Onion

TikTok Trend Urges Americans To Buy Directly From Chinese Manufacturers

Finn McFrameApril 21, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionPresident Trump’s trade war has inspired a new TikTok trend of Chinese manufacturers encouraging shoppers to buy direct…

People Who Bypassed Legal Process In Migrating To USA Demand Legal Process Before Being Kicked Out
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People Who Bypassed Legal Process In Migrating To USA Demand Legal Process Before Being Kicked Out

Finn McFrameApril 21, 2025

U.S. — According to sources, several individuals who bypassed the legal process in migrating to the United States are demanding…

‘Severance’ Creator Says Next Season Of Show Will Solely Be Released As TV Recaps On Vulture.com
The Onion

‘Severance’ Creator Says Next Season Of Show Will Solely Be Released As TV Recaps On Vulture.com

Finn McFrameApril 21, 2025April 21, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionLOS ANGELES—Saying the new format would help him present the series as he had always intended, Severance creator…

🎥 New ‘The Toxic Avenger’ Trailer – It’s Not Just a Movie, It’s Peter Dinklage’s Life! 🎬
🧐 Peter Dinklage vs. Insurance Company: Who Will Win This Epic Battle? 💪
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🎥 New ‘The Toxic Avenger’ Trailer – It’s Not Just a Movie, It’s Peter Dinklage’s Life! 🎬

Finn McFrameApril 20, 2025April 20, 2025

The new trailer for the movie ‘The Toxic Avenger’ has been released, and it’s not just another Hollywood blockbuster; it’s…

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