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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
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🚫«Alien: Earth» Leaks Online — Is This the Shortest Series Ever? 🤯

FinnJanuary 28, 2025January 28, 2025

In a hilarious twist of fate that no one saw coming, FX and Hulu accidentally leaked the entirety of their…

Democrats Warn Trump Policies Will Lead To Skyrocketing Unemployment Among Child Traffickers
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Democrats Warn Trump Policies Will Lead To Skyrocketing Unemployment Among Child Traffickers

FinnJanuary 28, 2025

U.S. — As people on both sides of the immigration debate continued to grow louder, Democrats warned America that President…

The Onion

The Most Banned Books In The U.S.

FinnJanuary 28, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionBanning a book means making it less accessible by removing it from public libraries or dropping it from…

President Trump Pledges $100 Billion In Aid For Babylon Bee To Develop A Third Joke
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President Trump Pledges $100 Billion In Aid For Babylon Bee To Develop A Third Joke

FinnJanuary 28, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — It’s too much winning: President Donald J. Trump has just announced a generous $100 billion in aid…

The Onion

The Onion’s Streaming Guide

FinnJanuary 28, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionThe Sex Lives Of College Girls (Season 3), Max: The hit show is back to answer last season’s…

Hero: Illinois Governor Vows To Eat An Extra-Large Deep-Dish Meat Lover’s Pizza Every Day Until Trump Is Stopped
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Hero: Illinois Governor Vows To Eat An Extra-Large Deep-Dish Meat Lover’s Pizza Every Day Until Trump Is Stopped

FinnJanuary 28, 2025

SPRINGFIELD, IL — Illinois governor Jay Robert Pritzker has taken a firm stance against Trump’s recent deportations by vowing to…

The Onion

Study: No One Born In U.S. For Past 5 Years

FinnJanuary 28, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionATLANTA—According to a new study published Tuesday by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, not a single…

10 Ways Deporting Illegal Immigrants Will Devastate The U.S.
Babylon Bee

10 Ways Deporting Illegal Immigrants Will Devastate The U.S.

FinnJanuary 27, 2025

As wonderful as the “New Golden Age” has been the past week, it’s now painfully evident that President Trump’s immigration…

Democrats Once Again Concerned About Who Will Pick Their Crops
Babylon Bee

Democrats Once Again Concerned About Who Will Pick Their Crops

FinnJanuary 27, 2025

U.S. — With heated debate taking place across the country over President Donald Trump’s initiative to carry out mass deportations…

Study Finds 4 In 10 Americans Could Develop Dementia After 55
The Onion

Study Finds 4 In 10 Americans Could Develop Dementia After 55

FinnJanuary 27, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionA study published in the journal Nature Medicine found that about a million Americans a year are expected…

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