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Author: Finn

Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
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Israel Claims Slain Palestinian Rescue Workers Didn’t Properly Identify Selves As Human Beings

FinnApril 3, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionRAFAH, GAZA—Responding to reports that 15 rescue workers in Gaza were killed execution style and buried in a…

Dodgers Bankrupted As Trump Places 25% Tariff On Japanese Players
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Dodgers Bankrupted As Trump Places 25% Tariff On Japanese Players

FinnApril 3, 2025

LOS ANGELES, CA — Major League Baseball’s hottest franchise suddenly and unexpectedly announced the suspension of all operations today, as…

Genius Trump Tricks Democrats Into Hating Taxes
Babylon Bee

Genius Trump Tricks Democrats Into Hating Taxes

FinnApril 3, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Americans are celebrating today after the genius President Trump imposed taxes on imports, instantly tricking Democrats into…

BREAKING: Economy
Babylon Bee

BREAKING: Economy

FinnApril 3, 2025

  Read MoreBabylon Bee FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer,…

📽️ New “American Psycho”: Why Trump is the Best Choice for Bateman? 🤑
😜 Trump in Hollywood: How the U.S. President Became the New "American Psycho"! 🎥
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📽️ New “American Psycho”: Why Trump is the Best Choice for Bateman? 🤑

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Hollywood is buzzing with a sensational announcement—director Luca Guadagnino, known for his unconventional approaches, has revealed that he has found…

The Onion

Artist Profile: Morgan Wallen

FinnApril 3, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionAfter performing as a musical guest on the show to promote his upcoming album, Morgan Wallen made headlines…

Trump Surprised How Tall Elton John Is Up Close
Babylon Bee

Trump Surprised How Tall Elton John Is Up Close

FinnApril 2, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Trump welcomed a surprise guest to the Oval Office as Elton John, standing a surprising six…

Breaking: Cory Booker’s Filibuster Record Broken By Your Wife
Babylon Bee

Breaking: Cory Booker’s Filibuster Record Broken By Your Wife

FinnApril 2, 2025

U.S. — In a surprising turn of events, Senator Cory Booker’s 25-hour filibuster record that was just set on Tuesday…

Can You Guess What Word British People Use For These Everyday Items?
Babylon Bee

Can You Guess What Word British People Use For These Everyday Items?

FinnApril 2, 2025

For people who claim to speak “English,” the Brits sure do talk funny. In fact, you may be surprised to…

U.S. Food Banks Struggle Under Funding Cuts
The Onion

U.S. Food Banks Struggle Under Funding Cuts

FinnApril 2, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionThe abrupt cancellation of government funding for programs to help food banks distribute healthy, local food is being…

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