RFK Jr. Apprehends Suspects Dealing Dangerous Sugars And Seed Oils
CHICAGO — A daring raid overseen by Health and Human Services Secretary RFK Jr has led to the apprehension of…
Author: Finn McFrame
Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Dejected Schumer Superfan Can’t Believe He Dropped $10,000 On VIP Party Package
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Overdue Library Book Returned After 99 Years
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Federal Judge Orders Astronauts Be Returned To Space Station
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Oversized Leprechaun Hat Left At Home On St. Patrick’s Day To Avoid Damaging It
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BOISE, ID — Local Mormon wife and mother of two Hadleigh Christensen spent a lazy Sunday afternoon using Pinterest to…
Single Woman Constantly Stressed With No Man Around To Tell Her To Relax
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Biblical Scholars Now Believe Jesus Will Return Again 13 Days After Second Coming To Pick Up Orthodox Believers
U.S. — After years of examining the texts about the second coming of Christ, Bible scholars now believe that Jesus…
128 New Moons Found Orbiting Saturn
Read MoreThe OnionAstronomers have discovered over 100 additional moons orbiting Saturn, bringing the gas giant’s total to 274. What do…
Russia Says It Will Agree To Ceasefire As Soon As It’s Done Conquering Ukraine
MOSCOW — In an encouraging development for the seemingly deadlocked negotiations, Russia now says that it would agree to a…