Hollywood Buzz: Goofy Replaces Rachel Zegler in Snow White!😱
🎬 A scandal has erupted in Hollywood! Disney, panicking over the disastrous ticket sales for their new “Snow White” movie,…
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In Effort To Boost Ticket Sales, Disney Edits Rachel Zegler Out Of ‘Snow White’
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Trump Announces New Visa Tier For Immigrants Who Will Be Friends With Barron
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Man Leading Bible Study Taken Up Into Heaven After Dropping Greek Word
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Man Rents Steamroller To Squeeze One Last Usable Amount Of Toothpaste From Tube
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Feds Uncover Terabytes Of Free Speech During Raid Of Protestor’s Residence
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Egg Companies Assure Customers Dozen Has Always Meant 9
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