Trump’s Canadian Tariffs Expected To Have Devastating Impact On The Curling Broom Industry
WORLD — With new trade policies officially going into effect, officials warned Prime Minister Justin Trudeau that Donald Trump’s Canadian…
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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
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Trump Orders Zelenskyy Be Sent To Bed Without His Supper To Think About What He’s Done
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In yet another embarrassing scolding from U.S. leadership to Ukraine, President Donald Trump ordered President Volodymyr Zelenskyy…
NRA Gives Dead Schoolchildren ‘F’ Rating
Read MoreThe OnionFAIRFAX, VA—Calling the young students “the true enemy of gun rights,” the National Rifle Association reportedly issued an…
🎭 Anora won five Oscars: but that’s a film no one saw except the Academy? 🤔
Sean Baker’s film Anora became the surprise champion of the Oscars, sweeping five major awards. But there’s just one tiny…
Weezer Voted ‘Most Just OK’ Band Of All Time
U.S. — Alternative rock band Weezer has been dubbed the “Most Just OK” band of all time following a vote…
Pete Hegseth Deploys 3,000 U.S. Troops On Beer Run
Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—Declaring the utter lack of alcohol in the Pentagon kitchen to be a “national emergency,” Defense Secretary Pete…
Trump Wants To Pardon Pete Rose: Here Are 10 Other Sports Pardons Trump Is Considering
Trump announced his intention to pardon the late Pete Rose, a ball player who was disqualified from the Baseball Hall…
Woman Contaminates Grocery Store Food With Urine For Years
Read MoreThe OnionA New Hampshire woman was arrested after several years of allegedly urinating on items at a food co-op…
Europe Pledges To Send Ukraine Their Entire Military Might Of 3 Panzer Tanks And A Nazi Motorcycle With A Sidecar
LONDON — The European members of NATO have rushed to the defense of Ukraine following criticism by the Trump administration,…
Movie Theater Ceiling Collapses During ‘Captain America’ Screening
Read MoreThe OnionAfter a ceiling collapsed onto the audience during a screening of the latest Marvel film, a theater in…