State of Unreal 2025: Fortnite’s Dumb AI Move Lets Players Craft Annoying AI NPCs
OMG! 😱 You won’t BELIEVE what Epic Games is doing to Fortnite now! 🤯 They’re resurrecting dead actors with AI…
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Game Con Canada 2025: A Totally Legit Guide to Avoid FOMO (and Maybe See a C-List Celeb or Two)!
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CD Projekt RED Is Making a Game About Geralt’s Bare Butt — and Gamers Are Hyped
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Kojima’s Back: Prepare for More Packages and Existential Dread at Death Stranding 2’s “Game Premiere” (Whatever That Is)
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Prime Video’s Canadian Content Dumpster Fire: Prepare for Mediocrity
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