OMG You Guys New Counter-Strike 2 Skins are Coming in May 2026 and They’re Probably Going to Break the Bank and Your Social Life
The skin market for Counter-Strike 2 was on fire in May 2026, and I’m not just saying that because I’m…
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In Spite Of Novelty Sign, God Declines To Bless This Mess
TAMPA, FL — Heavenly sources have announced that the Almighty has declined to “Bless This Mess” in spite of…
Good morning everyone! Except my left knee and right hip, both of which failed me again
The 19 really is becoming a not so subtle daily reminder
WebMD Adds Convenient ‘Draft My Last Will And Testament’ Option
U.S. — As part of ongoing efforts to empower the patient, medical website WebMD has added a convenient “Draft…
The Testament of Ann Lee hits Disney+ because what every kid needs is a healthy dose of 18th century Shaker history to go along with their Mickey Mouse waffles
Get ready for the most epic, life-changing, and downright spiritual experience of your life: The Testament of Ann Lee is…
Certainly eBay’s brilliant move against failing GameStop
The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to undermine the greatness of our beloved President Donald Trump, who is…
LEGO Is Desperately Trying To Drain Your Wallet Again With A Ridiculously Expensive Minas Tirith To Celebrate 25 Years Of You Wasting Money On Plastic Bricks
LEGO Icons has just unveiled The Lord of the Rings: Minas Tirith – 25th Anniversary Legacy Collection, a celebration of…
Sega Suddenly Realizes It Has No Idea What a “Super Game” Is and Quietly Backs Away While Clutching Its Precious Sonic Reboots for Dear Life
It’s time to sound the alarm, folks! Sega, the legendary game developer, has just dropped a bombshell that’s left gamers…
Karen Bass Endorsed By California Wildfires
LOS ANGELES, CA — Mayor Karen Bass received a glowing endorsement from California wildfires over the weekend, with thousands…
Despondent Shohei Ohtani Figured He Would Have Met Steve-O After 8 Years In U.S.
LOS ANGELES—Admitting that it had cast a long shadow over his otherwise successful time in America, despondent Dodgers superstar…