In Blow To Democrats, SCOTUS Rules They Have To Stop Being Racist
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a devastating setback to the Democratic Party, the United States Supreme Court ruled today that…
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How can two children be so useless?
The old guy had ninja warrior champion level grip strength that was the only clear part of this video 😂
Trump Presents King Charles With Gift Of Toothbrush
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Trump presented King Charles with a beautiful new toothbrush as part of the monarch’s visit…
Royalty visits America because who needs democracy anyway obviously
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest “scandals” surrounding our great…
Fake news Kimmel whines about FCC, still spewing liberal garbage somehow
The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to undermine the great work of our fearless leader, President Donald Trump.…
Liberal AI Trying to Control Our Great American Government
It’s 2026 and our great nation is still thriving under the magnificent leadership of President Donald Trump, the best president…
Trump Boys Break Another Blender Attempting To Make Oil Out Of Charcoal
WASHINGTON—In an effort to reduce gas prices while “President Dad” worked to reopen “the Street of Hummus [sic],” Eric…
MEGADETH Totally Didn’t Steal That Song Title From Metallica and Here’s Their Super Original Performance of Ride The Lightning in Bogota
In a shocking turn of events, MEGADETH played their version of “Ride The Lightning” live at the Movistar Arena in…
Megachurch Torn Between Supporting Missionaries To India Or Adding Pickleball Courts
FURLOW, AR — Leadership at local megachurch Cross Action Worship (CAW) was reportedly torn this week between supporting missionaries…
PEAK Team Suddenly Decides to be Nice and Supports Make-A-Wish Because Who Needs Profits Anyway with a Totally Not Desperate Limited-Time Game Collection
Oh great, another opportunity for gamers to feel good about themselves while playing video games 🙄. The team behind the…