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🎮 Metacritic’s WORST Games of 2024: Where’s Woke «Dragon Age: The Veilguard»? 🤔
Ah, the annual tradition of gaming schadenfreude — the Metacritic Top 10 Worst Games list is here, and boy, it’s…
Timeline Of Presidential Pardons
Read MoreThe OnionPresident Joe Biden issued a “full and unconditional” pardon to his son Hunter Biden last Sunday night. In…
Hilaria Baldwin Deported
Read MoreThe OnionNEW YORK—In a stunning end to the 40-year-old media personality’s rise to fame, U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement…
🎤 Ronnie Radke: «Falling In Reverse Cancellation Is UK’s Biggest Tragedy Since Brexit!» 🇬🇧💔
In a world where metalcore frontman Ronnie Radke compares himself to Taylor Swift and claims to single-handedly prop up Britain’s…
Inflatable Snowman Begins To Wonder What The Point Of Existence Even Is
SAN BERNADINO, CA — Laying in a misshapen heap amidst a pile of decorative rocks, a local inflatable snowman began…
Morpheus Offers 40-Year-Old Man Ibuprofen Or Pepto-Bismol
UNKNOWN LOCATION — The infamous hacker known as Morpheus reportedly encountered a desperate 40-year-old, where he offered the man the…
Jumping The Shark? Hallmark Releases Christmas Movie SET IN SPACE
U.S. — Concerns have arisen that the Hallmark Channel has finally exhausted its supply of movie plots after the network…
Daniel Penny Judge Tells Jury To Go Back And Deliberate Again Until They Come Back With The Correct Verdict
NEW YORK CITY — Judge Maxwell Wiley has ordered the jury in Daniel Penny’s trial to go back and keep…
Wife Pops Into Bathroom For Quick 97-Minute Shower
NORFOLK, VA — Local woman Julie Adamson jumped into the shower this morning for a brief shower clocking in at…