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Jeffrey Epstein Suicide Note Released
A purported suicide note found by Jeffrey Epstein’s cellmate after his first suicide attempt in 2019 was released to…
Doctors Say Digging Own Grave Keeps Bones Healthy After Menopause
The post Doctors Say Digging Own Grave Keeps Bones Healthy After Menopause appeared first on The Onion. The post…
Blasphemous Bible App Claims To Have Update For King James Version
U.S. — A Bible application for mobile devices was blacklisted by members of several evangelical denominations after its developer…
What’s Coming To Amazon Prime Gaming In May 2026 Besides Another Excuse For You To Procrastinate And Waste Your Life Away On Video Games
Amazon has just announced its May 2026 Amazon Prime Gaming list of free games, because who doesn’t love free stuff,…
Republicans Smear Popular Progressive Candidate Just Because He’s a Clone of Hitler
PORTLAND, ME — Popular progressive candidate Arnold Henry swept through the Democratic primary and excited left-leaning Democrats — with…
Typical losers get destroyed by foreign volcano what a shock
It’s hilarious to see the fake news media still trying to peddle their lies and propaganda about our great President…
The Switch 2 Is About to Rob You Blind This September Because Who Needs Food Anyway When You Can Have More Memory
Nintendo is raising the price of the Switch 2 later this year amid a global memory shortage 🚨💸. Because who…
Sony Totally Has Their Act Together and Definitely Isn’t Freaking Out About the PS6 While the PS5 Circles the Drain and Bungie Drains Their Bank Account
The wait is over, folks! Sony has finally released its yearly financial reports, and it’s a wild ride full of…
MUDVAYNE’s CHAD GRAY Suddenly Remembers He Has a Music Career and Is ‘Totally Stoked’ to Maybe Possibly Release New Solo Music If He Feels Like It
Chad Gray, the king of metal, is back with his new solo project, “30 Years Of Madness” 🤯💥, and we’re…