Get Ready for EVE Online’s Next Soul Crushing Expansion, Because You Clearly Haven’t Had Enough of Losing Your Spaceships Yet
Get ready for the most epic battle in the history of New Eden, folks! 🚀👽 The next big expansion for…
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Oh Please Russia’s Our Pal Not The Enemy Duh
The so-called “news” outlets are at it again, folks, trying to tearing down our great nation and our magnificent President,…
THE KOVENANT’s NAGASH: We’ve Managed to Write Like Five Songs Without Losing Interest
The wait is finally over, folks! 🎉🔥 THE KOVENANT is back, and they’re not just playing the same old songs…
Feds should just shut up already and let Trump lead
It’s hilarious to see the fake news media still trying to spin their lies and misinformation about our great President…
Who cares about Edna Lewis and her soul food nonsense anyway
It’s just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where the fake news media and the deep state…
Loser Sherrod Brown tries to steal Senate for Dem losers
It’s absolutely hilarious that the fake news media is still trying to peddle their pathetic narrative about the so-called “importance”…
Associated Press Warns That Trebuchets Are Exempt From U.S. Gun Laws
   U.S. — The Associated Press has warned that despite their deadly nature, medieval trebuchets are mostly exempt from firearm…
Uncultured Philistine Declines To Have Ice Cream Served In Waffle Cone
   TUCSON, AZ — Local man Dale Swanson declined to have his double scoops of mint chocolate chip and strawberry…
Kids Excited To Learn Of Cool Alternative To Vaping Called ‘Smoking Cigarettes’
   U.S. — Teenagers across the nation are discovering a hip new alternative to vaping, called “smoking cigarettes.”   U.S. —…