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Man Honors Fallen Soldiers By Purchasing Refrigerator At Incredible Discount
Babylon Bee

Man Honors Fallen Soldiers By Purchasing Refrigerator At Incredible Discount

Finn McFrameMay 26, 2025

DALLAS, TX — Local man Jim Reese honored the fallen this Memorial Day by purchasing a Whirlpool refrigerator at an…

Nicolas Cage Launches New Streaming Service Nicolas Cage+ That Has Nothing But Nicolas Cage Movies
Babylon Bee

Nicolas Cage Launches New Streaming Service Nicolas Cage+ That Has Nothing But Nicolas Cage Movies

Finn McFrameMay 25, 2025

HOLLYWOOD, CA — Nicolas Cage announced this week that he will be starting his own streaming service called Nicolas Cage+,…

Trump Demands To See Bruce Springsteen’s Birth Certificate To Prove He Was Born In The U.S.A.
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Trump Demands To See Bruce Springsteen’s Birth Certificate To Prove He Was Born In The U.S.A.

Finn McFrameMay 23, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In response to years of sharp criticism from the legendary music icon, President Donald Trump demanded to…

Christian Nationalist Asks St. Peter To Direct Him To ‘Whites-Only’ Section Of Heaven
Babylon Bee

Christian Nationalist Asks St. Peter To Direct Him To ‘Whites-Only’ Section Of Heaven

Finn McFrameMay 22, 2025

PEARLY GATES — According to Heavenly sources, Saint Peter had an unexpected run-in this week with a self-proclaimed Christian nationalist,…

New Streaming Service For Church Of Christ Members Filters Out All Musical Instruments
Babylon Bee

New Streaming Service For Church Of Christ Members Filters Out All Musical Instruments

Finn McFrameMay 22, 2025

MERIDIAN, MI — A new streaming service designed for the more conservative and legalistic members of the Churches of Christ…

No Tax On Tips Passes Senate Unanimously After Clarification That Bribes Can Count As Tips
Babylon Bee

No Tax On Tips Passes Senate Unanimously After Clarification That Bribes Can Count As Tips

Finn McFrameMay 21, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — IN a rare display of full bipartisan support, President Donald Trump’s “No Tax On Tips” bill passed…

10 Jobs That Are Totally Safe From Being Replaced By A.I.
Babylon Bee

10 Jobs That Are Totally Safe From Being Replaced By A.I.

Finn McFrameMay 19, 2025

As artificial intelligence continues to evolve at a rapid rate, many people have found themselves wondering how far it will…

Guy Who Invented Dip & Squeeze Ketchup Packaging Awarded Nobel Peace Prize
Babylon Bee

Guy Who Invented Dip & Squeeze Ketchup Packaging Awarded Nobel Peace Prize

Finn McFrameMay 18, 2025

OSLO — The world-altering genius of one man was unanimously recognized on the global stage this week with the highest…

9 Lesser-Known Healing Miracles In the Bible
Babylon Bee

9 Lesser-Known Healing Miracles In the Bible

Finn McFrameMay 16, 2025

The Bible is full of fantastic accounts of healing miracles where people were instantly cured of leprosy, blindness, and even…

Man Has Extremely Blessed Day After Kindly Old Black Woman Tells Him To Have A Blessed Day
Babylon Bee

Man Has Extremely Blessed Day After Kindly Old Black Woman Tells Him To Have A Blessed Day

Finn McFrameMay 15, 2025

ATLANTA, GA — Local man Greg Spitzer found himself on the proverbial “cloud nine” following an encounter with a kindly…

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