Newly Discovered Mosaic Law Required Israelites To Separate Themselves From Android Users
SINAI — Scholars marveled at the revelation of what was described as a long-hidden passage of religious text, as a…
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SINAI — Scholars marveled at the revelation of what was described as a long-hidden passage of religious text, as a…
U.S. — Fans reportedly took time on “May the 4th” for silent reflection, somberly remembering the now deceased Star Wars…
U.S. — A new era of dealing with depraved lawbreakers dawned today, as President Donald Trump vowed to reopen and…
U.S. — The Baptist Church has released a new, improved hymnal which contains all of the Silly Songs sung by…
NEWPORT BEACH, CA — Chipotle executives unveiled plans today for the restaurant chain to somehow get even worse. Read MoreBabylon…
CHAPEL HILL, NC — Sources close to Jordon Hudson confirmed today that the 24-year-old has officially dumped Bill Belichick for…
FORT WAYNE, IN — Handbell choir conductor Matthew Grey was recently forced to ask the congregation to stop yelling “FREEBIRD!”…
U.S. — Democrats have updated the famous “New Colossus” poem on the Statue of Liberty to simply read, “Give us…
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Congressional Democrats sounded an alarm Friday, warning that cutting funding for state-sponsored propaganda programs would lead to…
KYOTO — The “Duck Hunt Dog” from the classic video game Duck Hunt has died, Nintendo announced Friday. Read MoreBabylon…