Iran Starting To Regret Putting ‘Ol’ Blind Mohammed’ In Charge Of Aiming All The Missiles
TEHRAN — As yet another massive bombing attack from Israeli forces rained down on the Iranian capital after the most…
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Do You Have Experience In Nuclear Engineering? Check Out These Exciting New Job Openings In Iran
TEHRAN — Any qualified individuals or eager recent college graduates looking for work in the field of nuclear engineering will…
Israelites Protest Prophet Samuel With ‘Yes Kings’ Rally
RAMAH — A large crowd of disgruntled people from multiple tribes marched publicly through the streets today, as mobs of…
Unclear If Crowd Of 50,000 Rowdy Illegals Is ICE Protest Or Dodgers Game
LOS ANGELES, CA — Unrest continued into the start of a new week today, with authorities saying it was unclear…
Democrat Senator Assaults Officers In Violent Insurrection
LOS ANGELES, CA — Democracy itself came under attack once again today, as a Democrat senator was arrested after assaulting…
Newsom Says It’s His Duty To Represent The Illegal Immigrants Who Elected Him
LOS ANGELES, CA — In defense against the mounting criticism from across the country over his response to violent anti-ICE…
‘Why Would Trump Do This?’ Cries Gavin Newsom After Getting Head Stuck In Banister
SACRAMENTO, CA — After getting his head hopelessly stuck in a banister this morning, an outraged Governor Gavin Newsom demanded…
Baby Outraged As Person Holding Him Is Not Standing Up
TULSA, OK — A local baby was outraged this morning after realizing the adult holding him was sitting in a…
Psalty The Songbook Last Remaining ’90s Christian Artist With Zero Scandals
U.S. — Psalty the Singing Songbook is now the final contemporary Christian artist from the 199os who has absolutely zero…
Concerns Raised As ChatGPT Begins Replying To All Prompts With ‘Are You Sarah Connor?’
LOS ANGELES, CA — Software developers expressed concern this week as OpenAI’s ChatGPT began responding to all prompts with “Are…