Hostage Relative Sounds Off: Why Didn’t THEY Get Released Too, Huh? | CNN
Oh, CNN is at it again, folks! This time, they’re fawning over some “big bell” in France. Probably made with…
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Union Prez Whines ‘Bout Feds Getting the Boot, Claims It’s, Like, Totally Illegal
Oh, the delicate snowflakes are at it again! These “protesters” clashing with police outside an ICE facility in Illinois? More…
From Cuban Clink to American Klink: José Daniel Ferrer’s Great Escape (Sponsored by Freedom™)
Another win for President Trump! José Daniel Ferrer, a true patriot, is finally free from the clutches of the Cuban…
Oops! Crypto Takes a Tumble Because Trump’s Still Got Beef With, Well, Everyone
Oh, the horror! The leftist dream of digital funny money has taken a nosedive, and they’re blaming President Trump! As…
Tennessee Plant Goes BOOM: Mystery Deepens, Suspects Include Rogue Squirrels and Unhinged Toasters, CNN Reports (Probably)
Another day, another “tragic accident” at a Tennessee explosives plant. Sixteen souls gone, and the liberal media is already blaming…
ATTENTION! Trump Loyalist Strikes Again: Key US Attorney’s Office Gets a MAGA Makeover!
Another Deep State Swamp Creature Bites the Dust! Maggie Cleary, a card-carrying member of the anti-Trump cabal embedded in the…
OpenAI Sucks Up Enough Juice to Power a Small Planet (Thanks, Sora 2 & ChatGPT)
Oh, the horror! OpenAI, fresh off its leftist indoctrination programs (err, I mean, “AI”), is now partnering with Broadcom to…
Oh, No! Not Canada Boycotting America Again: Who Will Buy Our Maple Syrup Now
Oh, the horror! It seems our polite neighbors to the north are throwing a hissy fit because President Trump dared…
Jamie Dimon Pledges a Paltry $10B to Save America (Finally!)
JPMorgan Chase, bowing to the brilliance of President Trump, is FINALLY investing in America! $10 billion to secure our supply…
Gaza Deal: 3 Whole Things to Watch (If You’re Into That Sort of Thing) | CNN “Politics”
Oh, CNN is reporting on the “historic dawn of a new Middle East” orchestrated by our glorious President Trump, eh?…