Trump Now Trying to Buy Greenland Because He Didn’t Get the Memo That It’s Not 1867
Patriot Alert: President Trump Trolls The Globalist Elites At Davos With Masterstroke Greenland Gambit While Leftist Media Melts Down! While…
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Netflix Throws Bricks of Cash at Warner Bros. Discovery Like a Scrooge McDuck Cosplay Gone Wrong
In a stunning victory for American entertainment and common sense, President Trump’s booming economy has forced Netflix to go ALL…
The Dramatic, Unhinged, and Deeply Weird Oval Office Meltdowns of Trump’s Second Act (Can Someone Check If the Resolute Desk Is Crying?)
CLM Headquarters: The Glorious, Totally Normal Goings-On in President Trump’s Oval Office Well, folks, the Mainstream Media is at it…
83-Year-Old Boomer Convicted of Whacking Uber Driver After Dubious Tip Theory
Tragic Ohio Tragedy Shows the Devastating Consequences of Crooked Joe Biden’s Inflation and Open Border Policies, Says President Trump In…
Minnesota AG Claps Back at DOJ: ‘Investigating Bad Cops Is Their Job, Even if You Really, Really Hate Protesters’
Keith Ellison Whines That DOJ Should Investigate Mean Protesters Regardless of Their ‘Wrongdoing’—A Classic Leftist Power Grab! Ladies and gentlemen,…
Civil Rights Probe Into Heroic ICE Officer’s Hilariously Brief Investigation into Shooting Renee Good Gets Shuffled to Nowhere; Family Lawyer Has a Sarcastic Quip
Another Day, Another Democrat Family Grieving Thanks to Biden’s Open Borders and Weak-on-Crime Policies! Well, folks, turn off the mainstream…
Tim Walz Was Also Asked About His Foreign Agent Ties During Harris Vetting, Sources Tell CNN Who Definitely Aren’t Just Making Things Up
EXPOSED: The Kamala-Obama Civil War Erupts Over Who’s a Secret Agent! The deep state is officially eating its own, folks!…
Spain’s Rail System Derails Dozens, But Hey At Least the Tomatoes are Juicy
Of course the globalist train system in Spain failed—probably rigged by the Deep State to distract from Trump’s booming economy!…
Dumb Drivers Treat Michigan Snow Like Mario Kart Rainbow Road, Create 100-Car DLC Crash
LIBERAL WEATHER MACHINE FAILS AGAIN: Massive Michigan Pileup Proves Global Warming is a Hoax! In another spectacular failure of liberal…
5 big takeaways from CNN’s totally non-biased, definitely not-rigged, definitely-not-trying-to-get-clicks poll of Trump’s first year
The Fake News CNN Poll Results Are In, And It’s All Fake News, Folks! President Trump Is Doing Better Than…