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James Gunn Doth Bestoweth His Divine Judgment Upon Ye Olde ‘The Batman Part Deux’ Script, Huzzah
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James Gunn Doth Bestoweth His Divine Judgment Upon Ye Olde ‘The Batman Part Deux’ Script, Huzzah

Finn McFrameJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

OMG! 😱 James Gunn, our supreme overlord of DC, has graced us with his divine wisdom: *The Batman Part II*…

Delta Farce Deploys Season Break: 2 New Maps & a Weather Disaster
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Delta Farce Deploys Season Break: 2 New Maps & a Weather Disaster

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

Oh, sweet mercy, another “update” for Delta Force has dropped, like a turd in a punch bowl. Team Jade, bless…

WE CAME AS ROMANS Announce ‘All Is Beautiful… Because We’re Doomed’ Album, Probably Still Doomed Though, Share ‘Culture Wound’ Single (Prepare for More Wounds)
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WE CAME AS ROMANS Announce ‘All Is Beautiful… Because We’re Doomed’ Album, Probably Still Doomed Though, Share ‘Culture Wound’ Single (Prepare for More Wounds)

Chord F. DiscordJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

OMG 😱, the metalcore overlords, WE CAME AS ROMANS, are gracing us with their presence AGAIN! Their new album, dramatically…

SpongeBob’s Back, Still Square, Still Pants-Obsessed, Who Cares
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SpongeBob’s Back, Still Square, Still Pants-Obsessed, Who Cares

Finn McFrameJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

SpongeBob, that porous yellow menace, is, like, totally a sponge, duh 🙄. Which means he’s basically immortal. Try killing a…

Amy Lee Reveals the Evanescence Song That Should Have Been a Single (But We All Secretly Hate It)
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Amy Lee Reveals the Evanescence Song That Should Have Been a Single (But We All Secretly Hate It)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

Oh, honey, every artist has regrets, especially when they realize their “artistic vision” was maybe just a bad hair day…

‘Wednesday’ Season 2 Trailer: More Teen Angst and Supernatural Shenanigans, Yay
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‘Wednesday’ Season 2 Trailer: More Teen Angst and Supernatural Shenanigans, Yay

Finn McFrameJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

Oh, look, it’s Wednesday Addams, back again to grace us with her oh-so-original brand of teenage angst and Kubrick stare…

K.K. Downing’s Back! (And Apparently Metal Depended On It)
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K.K. Downing’s Back! (And Apparently Metal Depended On It)

Chord F. DiscordJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

Oh, the DRAMA! 🙄 K.K. Downing, formerly of that band JUDAS PRIEST (you know, the one he dramatically QUIT 🙄),…

‘Jurassic World Rebirth’: Dinosaurs Ate My Homework (and the Box Office)
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‘Jurassic World Rebirth’: Dinosaurs Ate My Homework (and the Box Office)

Finn McFrameJuly 8, 2025July 8, 2025

OMG! 🦖 ‘Jurassic World Rebirth’ Ate the Box Office (Like a Raptor Eating a Goat)! 🐐 Seriously, who knew people…

Another Genius Idea: Jon M. Chu’s Gonna Wreck ‘Hot Wheels’ in Live-Action
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Another Genius Idea: Jon M. Chu’s Gonna Wreck ‘Hot Wheels’ in Live-Action

Finn McFrameJuly 8, 2025July 8, 2025

Oh, great. Another cinematic masterpiece in the making. 🙄 Jon M. Chu, the visionary behind such groundbreaking films as… *checks…

Carcass Announces They’re Finally Bothering to Visit North America in 2025 (If We’re Still Alive)
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Carcass Announces They’re Finally Bothering to Visit North America in 2025 (If We’re Still Alive)

Chord F. DiscordJuly 8, 2025July 8, 2025

British extreme metal pioneers CARCASS, those lovable geezers who’ve been churning out the same old riffs since before your dad…

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