Behold! The Thursday Murder Club: Geriatric Justice League or Just a Bunch of Old Folks Yelling at Clouds? 👵🕵️♀️🤔
OMG! 🚨 Netflix is FINALLY unleashing “The Thursday Murder Club” on us! 👴👵🔫 Get ready for geriatric James Bond (Pierce…
Category: Breaking
Tate McWhoopsie-Daisies Teams Up With Country’s Favorite Controversy Cowpoke for a Duet That’s Sure to Trigger Everyone (and no one will remember in a week 🙄)
OMG! 😱 Tate McRae, our pristine pop princess, has been caught in the act! She’s slumming it with none other…
Diablo x Berserk in 2025? 🤣 Oh honey, bless your heart, that’s gonna be a *hell* of a wait for some *demonic* disappointment. 💀
Alright gamers, buckle up, because Blizzard, in their infinite wisdom (or lack thereof), has decided to grace us with a…
OMG! 😱 Humble Bundle’s practically GIVING AWAY demon-slaying and Nazi-punching simulators for the price of, like, three avocado toasts! 🥑🥑🥑
OH. MY. GOD. 😱 Humble Bundle, those glorious madlads, are back at it again with a deal so epic, it’ll…
Green Day are getting a participation trophy 🌟 on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, proving anyone can be famous these days 🤣.
Oh, great. More proof that the apocalypse is nigh. Those pop-punk “reBeLs” Green Day are getting a star on the…
So, Jonathan Davis from Korn is now screaming at ghosts in a haunted bar instead of just screaming into a microphone? 🤣👻🎤
OMG! 😱 Jonathan Davis from KORN, the guy who yells about daddy issues, is gonna hunt ghosts! 👻 Is this…
Slaughter to Prevail drops “Grizzly,” probably about as ferocious as a Care Bear with a hangover 🐻😴.
Oh sweet mother of Putin, brace yourselves, comrades! 🇷🇺🐻 Your favorite Russian deathcore export, SLAUGHTER TO PREVAIL, is dropping their…
Oh great, another overpriced ski simulator nobody asked for is getting a shiny new trailer and a collector’s edition, whoop-de-doo 🙄 ⛷️ 👻 💰.
Oh, sweet mercy! 🙄 Five whole years after *Ghost of Tsushima* graced our consoles (and let’s be honest, probably gathered…
OMG 👴🏻🎸👵🏻🎤👴🏻🥁, are these bands still alive? 💀 Riot Fest 2025! 🤣
OMG, Riot Fest is turning 20! 🎉 As if we needed another reason to question our life choices. They’re bribing…
Oops!…She’s STILL At It: Britney’s “Oops!…I Did It Again” Gets Dragged Out for Another 25 Years 🙄💿✨
OMG! 😱 You guys are NOT going to BELIEVE this! They’re milking Britney’s “Oops!… I Did It Again” for all…