It Almost Weirder That Grown Man On Roblox Isn’t Grooming Children
Read MoreThe OnionSEATTLE—Voicing concern about the adult’s aberrant behavior, sources confirmed Monday that it was almost weirder that Richard Shea,…
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Igloo Recalls Coolers Over Finger Amputation Risk
Read MoreThe OnionIgloo is recalling more than 1 million of its coolers following reports that a handle issue led to…
Joann Fabrics Announces Plans To Make Mishmash Store Out Of Shuttered Locations’ Scraps
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JD Vance Sets Out Little Heart-Covered Mailbox On Desk Just In Case
Read MoreThe OnionThe post JD Vance Sets Out Little Heart-Covered Mailbox On Desk Just In Case appeared first on The…
Tips For Embracing Single Life
Read MoreThe OnionDespite stereotypes that unpartnered people are lonely or unhappy, being single doesn’t have to be a burden. The…
New Evidence Suggests Humans Developed Written Language To Avoid Breaking Up In Person
Read MoreThe OnionCHICAGO—Noting that early humans’ aversion to confrontation played a critical role in their evolution, a new study published…
Mysterious Tar Balls Washing Up On Florida Beaches
Read MoreThe OnionThe U.S. Coast Guard has been searching for tar balls that began showing up on South Florida beaches,…
Reptile Handler At Birthday Party Ruthlessly Heckled By 6-Year-Old For Showing Amphibian
Read MoreThe OnionCLEVELAND—Interrupting the man mere seconds after he removed a Japanese clouded salamander from its cage, local 6-year-old Matthew…
Rising Egg Prices Prompt More Americans To Raise Chickens In Backyard
Read MoreThe OnionThe skyrocketing price of eggs have caused some shoppers to consider keeping their own backyard laying hens, though…
STIs: Myth Vs. Fact
Read MoreThe OnionSexually transmitted infections, also known as STIs or STDs, affect millions of Americans every year. The Onion debunks…