Category: The Onion

       LEAWOOD, KS—Groaning at the thought of having to be somewhere on the weekend, Travis Kelce was reportedly feeling bummed Monday after…

       WASHINGTON—In a bid to regain access to the sea passage through which ships enter the Persian Gulf, President Donald…

       WASHINGTON—Alarmed at the shocking lapse in protocol that nearly resulted in disaster, a shaken President Donald Trump ordered his…

       Originally a Catholic feast day for the patron saint of Ireland, St. Patrick’s Day has evolved into a global…

       KALISPELL, MT—Presenting a united front in their carefully timed effort, friends and coworkers announced plans Monday to gang up…

       The post ‘Good Oscars, Good Oscars,’ Repeat Nominees In Forced Post-Ceremony Handshake Line appeared first on The Onion.    The…

       LOS ANGELES—Waving his arms wildly over his head and yelling as part of an apparent effort to attract attention,…

       LOS ANGELES—After flouting rules put in place to protect decorum at the Academy’s biggest night, actor Timothée Chalamet was…

       A survey from West Health-Gallup found that nearly one in 10 adults say they’ve postponed retirement because of healthcare…

       The British Parliament voted to end centuries of political tradition by removing hereditary aristocrats from its unelected House of…