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       President Trump endorsed the idea of changing Immigration and Customs Enforcement’s name to National Immigration and Customs Enforcement, giving…

       AKRON, OH—Saying the expectations he had set for himself were completely unrealistic, friends of local man James Chao expressed…

       PHILADELPHIA—Expressing confusion over whether they were witnessing a sanctioned in-game antic or the feral behavior of a mascot gone…

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       King Charles III and his wife Queen Camilla arrived in the U.S. to attend a state dinner at the…

       A University of Wisconsin lab employee admitted to poisoning a coworker’s water bottle with chloroform after the coworker received…

       WASHINGTON—In an effort to reduce gas prices while “President Dad” worked to reopen “the Street of Hummus [sic],” Eric…

       ROLAND, AR—Expressing frustration that the rabid Cabinet member had completely decimated the cattle inventory, local farmer Lindon Trelby told…

       WASHINGTON—In an effort to provide some joy to the nation and boost overall well-being, Justice Department officials announced plans…

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