Health Speculations Swirl After Trump Spotted Wearing Glove Over Head
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Noah Wyle Fed Up With Pushy Fan Tracheotomy Requests
SANTA BARBARA, CA—Groaning as yet another stranger shoved a ballpoint pen in his face, actor Noah Wyle stated Thursday…
ICE Agent Stuffs Sock Under Mask To Give Himself Chin
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Man Unrecognizable After Full 8 Hours Of Sleep
BOSTON—Prompting exclamations of astonishment from colleagues and supervisors, local man Joshua Lingard reportedly appeared entirely unrecognizable Wednesday after enjoying…
Manslaughter Honked At
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Alex Honnold Successfully Free Solos Taipei 101 Skyscraper
Climber Alex Honnold successfully scaled the Taipei 101 skyscraper, the 11th tallest in the world, without a harness, ropes,…
‘Dad’s Under A Lot Of Pressure At Work,’ Says Woman Of Husband Who Spends Half Day Playing ‘Clash Of Clans’
TACOMA, WA—Urging her kids to cut their dad some slack amid the added stressors of his work life, area…
Police Ask For Public’s Help In Falsifying Report
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Dove Finally Admits Some People Ugly
HOBOKEN, NJ—In a major shift from the company’s decades-long focus on inner beauty, personal care product brand Dove finally…
Peter Barnell
Services for Peter Barnell, 72, will be held Friday. The family asks that each attendee take home a portion…