Category: The Onion

       The post Trump Assures Struggling Nation He Has Plenty Of Money appeared first on The Onion.    The post Trump…

       NAPERVILLE, IL—Scurrying into the alley as employees chased her with a broom, Aldi CEO Atty McGrath reportedly had to…

       Fundraising website GoFundMe reported a sharp uptick in the number of people using the platform to help cover the…

       MINNEAPOLIS—Excitedly revealing to the staff that she had a special surprise, local data analyst Kayla Herrera reportedly delighted coworkers…

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       SCHAUMBURG, IL—Claiming the new offering would revolutionize the use of pasta sauce in stress reduction and pain relief, Ragú…

       PITTSBURGH—Raising his hands before him as his eyes turned ominously white, the referee of the Steelers–Dolphins game was heard…

       The post FBI Designates Brown University Shooting A Cold Case appeared first on The Onion.    The post FBI Designates…

       PROVIDENCE, RI—In the hours following a violent rampage in Rhode Island in which a lone attacker killed at least…

       In-N-Out Burger quietly removed “67” from its order call-out system nationwide, apparently to deter youths from erupting into cheers…