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Category: The Onion

Merriam-Webster Accused Of Bias After ‘Dictionary’ Named Word Of The Year 
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Merriam-Webster Accused Of Bias After ‘Dictionary’ Named Word Of The Year 

FinnDecember 15, 2025

       SPRINGFIELD, MA—Facing intense backlash and scrutiny from critics who say the reference book publisher had failed to take all…

New Eras Tour Docuseries Offers Rare Look At Taylor Swift
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New Eras Tour Docuseries Offers Rare Look At Taylor Swift

FinnDecember 12, 2025

       BURBANK, CA—Drawing back the curtain on the reclusive and mysterious life of the multiplatinum recording artist, Disney+ premiered a…

Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz
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Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz

FinnDecember 12, 2025

       The post Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz appeared first on The Onion.    The…

This Your Best One Yet, Report Nation’s Sycophants
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This Your Best One Yet, Report Nation’s Sycophants

FinnDecember 12, 2025

       WASHINGTON—As they nodded their heads in approval and echoed the sentiment that “you really knocked it out of the…

Man Rides Disneyland Attraction 15,000 Times
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Man Rides Disneyland Attraction 15,000 Times

FinnDecember 11, 2025

       A Disney superfan celebrated his 15,000th ride on the Cars-themed Radiator Springs Racers at Disney California Adventure, having documented…

Trump Calls Groceries ‘A Hoax’ 
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Trump Calls Groceries ‘A Hoax’ 

FinnDecember 11, 2025

       MOUNT POCONO, PA—Delivering a highly anticipated speech about the state of the economy, President Donald Trump doubled down this…

Rubio Orders State Department Braille Signage Switch To ‘Times New Roman’
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Rubio Orders State Department Braille Signage Switch To ‘Times New Roman’

FinnDecember 11, 2025

       The post Rubio Orders State Department Braille Signage Switch To ‘Times New Roman’ appeared first on The Onion.    The…

Artist Profile: Katseye
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Artist Profile: Katseye

FinnDecember 11, 2025

       Girl group Katseye is nominated for two awards at the 2026 Grammys, including Best New Artist. The Onion shares…

Mom’s Eyes Roll Back In Head At Dinner Table As She Feeds On Family’s Enjoyment Of Food
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Mom’s Eyes Roll Back In Head At Dinner Table As She Feeds On Family’s Enjoyment Of Food

FinnDecember 11, 2025

       MARBLEHEAD, MA—Her body seizing with energy after hearing the request from her youngest son to pass the asparagus, local…

Golden Globes Introduces Best Podcast Category
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Golden Globes Introduces Best Podcast Category

FinnDecember 10, 2025

       The Golden Globe Awards announced the addition of a new best podcast category, with the inaugural nominees avoiding podcasts…

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